"You Sly Raccoon..." Sly Cooper x Male Reader (turn into a girl) Gay Love

Bear Traps

"Okay, Sly, I need you to go out and get those radio tags we talked about earlier so that we can set up an array around Jean Bison's house." Bentley told the raccoon.

"Don't get mauled by the bears." Y/n said jokingly, flashing a smirk, as she(he) had done before.

"You know, you've been rather snarky recently." Sly quirked.

"Yeah, and?"

"It's just...that's not really your style."

"What can I say? You're rubbing off on me." She smirked with a small gesture before resting her(his) cheek on her(his) fist.

"That right?"

"I guess so."

"Okay, okay, you two can do this later. Sly, you really need to go, we're running out of time." Bentley quickly intervened.

"Alright, alright, chill out, I'm going." He said, making his leave so he wouldn't get chewed out anymore than he already had.

When Sly had exited the Safe House into the cold winter of Canada, he made his way toward his mission. Just as he was nearing a cave, however, his binocucom went off, taking it out to see Y/n was contacting him, which made the raccoon smirk. "Oh? So you're filling me in on my mission?"

"Don't get any ideas. Bentley wanted to work on some more plans and I offered to take his place, nothing more."

"Heh... Nice hot and cold attitude you've got there, Y/n."

"I don't even wanna know what you're implying..." She(He) huffed. "In any case, the wild bears in the area seemed to have been tagged with radio tracking devices--"

"Why exactly?" Sly interrupted.

"I don't know, nor do I want to either, now stop interrupting me." She(He) huffed again, Sly chuckling.

"Okay, fine." He grinned slyly. "Continue, m'lady."

She(He) sighed, deciding not to argue as she(he) continued. "Anyway, if you can snag enough of those tracking devices, we should be able to set up a receiver array around Bison's house. And before you get any ideas, by "we," I mean "you.""

"Well, I'm always up for buggin' someone's home."

"Before you can do that though, you'll have to crawl into that nearby bear cave to get those devices."

"I'm on it." He sent her(him) a wink before disconnecting.

The raccoon stuffed his binocucom away before heading down to the cave, crawling in through the small opening past the rocks in the way. Once into the cave, however, his binocucom went off again, excited to speak with his beautiful girl. "Okay, so the radio transmitters have been, for whatever reason, tagged inside the bears' mouths. You'll have to sneak up to them and grab the devices while they're yawning."

"Sounds "safe"."

"Just please, be careful..."

"I'm a thief, honey, it's what I do."

"Oh, and stay clear of the thin, crackly ice; walking on it is sure to wake those bears, and I don't even wanna think about what they'll do if you wake them up."

"I'll keep that in mind." The two then disconnected.

After putting his binocucom away, Sly began his mission. He leaped over a small section of ice, being careful not to step on it before approaching the first bear. He stood there for a long moment, until the bear started yawning, quickly reaching in and grabbing the transmitter. The raccoon grinned proudly, but he still had five more to go, stuffing the first in his pouch. The second was rather simple, hopping over a small section of ice and over to the next bear as he grabbed that device. The third was a little bit easier since there wasn't much ice around this bear, grabbing this transmitter without a problem. The next one, however, was a bit trickier. Sly hopped onto the small points of some stalagmites to bypass the ice, but this bear was facing away from him. Well, this is just ducky... It was then Sly noticed a sheet of ice on the wall above, smirking a bit. He quickly changed his cane into two smaller ones before making his way up the ice, trying to be as careful as possible. When he reached the end of the ice, the raccoon leapt down, grabbing this transmitter once the bear yawned and adding it to the rest. He then made his way back up the ice. However, just as he hopped down, his foot slipped in a small puddle of melted ice, and he started falling backwards with no way of stopping himself. Suddenly though, he felt something, or someone, grab onto his shirt collar. Taken aback, the ringtail glanced over only to see his lovely girl had saved the day.