"You Sly Raccoon..." Sly Cooper x Male Reader (turn into a girl) Gay Love

Ballroom Recon

The van came to a screeching stop, jerking a bit as it startled Y/n awake. Her(His) eyes shot open, nearly leaping out of her(his) skin, until she(he) felt Sly's hands on her(him), calming her(her) down. "Hey, relax. The van just stopped."

"Heh Sorry, kinda startled me..." She(He) sighed.

"It's alright. Now come on, let's go; I need to stretch anyway."

"Same here." Y/n climbed out of Sly's lap, grabbing her(his) (weapon) before getting out of the van to see a cave, vines covering the entrance.

After stretching the sleepiness from her(his) body, Y/n turned toward the cave again. "Let's check it out." Sly then said.

"Sure, let's just go inside a dark, random cave. That won't get us killed whatsoever." Y/n  said sarcastically.

"Oh, lighten up." Sly smirked, going inside as Y/n rolled her(his) eyes, simply following.

There were two rooms inside the cave, but it seemed like it had been used rather recently; it looked more like a house than a cave in all honesty. Rae wandered around, peeking into the first room, which was very large. She(He) then peeked into the other, which was smaller than the other one. "Sly, Murray, and I will take the bigger room. Y/n, you can have the other since you're the only female." Came Bentley's voice.

Y/n: (What?! Of course, I have to be a girl in the god damn game!)

"Alright, sounds fair to me." She(He) said.

"Hey, Y/n!" Called Murray from in the larger room as she(he) entered to see the pink hippo.

"Yeah, Murray, what's up?"

"Could you put these pillows and blankets up in that hammock for Sly? He really likes sleeping in those."

"Sure thing." Y/n took the items from Murray before bouncing off the walls, climbing up to the hammock where she set them down in the empty canopy. She then flew down, landing on her feet. "There we go."

"Thanks, little buddy!"

"No problem." She(He) said before exiting the room.

Once the rooms were set up for everyone, Bentley approached you, who was wandering around the cave aimlessly. "Hey, Y/n?"

"Hmm?" She(He) hummed.

"I need you and Sly to go check out Rajan's palace."

"And Reason?"

"I need some recon photos to see what we're up against. Think you can handle that?"

"Sounds simple enough, but uhh--"

"Here." Bentley cut her(him) off and held up a (color) pair of binoculars. "That's your binocucom. You'll use that to get any photos I need or to contact us. Now get going, Sly's outside waiting for you."

Y/n nodded, putting the binocucom away. "Will do." She said before heading outside to see Sly leaning against a tree, his cane at hand.

"Well that sure took you long enough." He smirked, obviously in a teasing tone.

She(He) rolled her eyes. "Come on, we've got a job to do, in case you forgot."

"Oh, I didn't forget, I was just waiting for my favorite is all." He snuck up behind Y/n, purring into her(his) ear as it twitched.

"Funny, considering I thought that spot already belonged to the Inspector."

"I only mess around with Carmelita to get a rise out of her, that's all. Don't take it so personally."

"I don't. If you want personal, then look toward the Klaww Gang, because this whole thing might as well be as such."

"Alright, I get it, your new here--"

"New here?" Y/n cut in.

"Right, but I already told you that we would fix this."

"That still doesn't make up for what the game did to me..."you muttered.

"What?"

"Nothing. Let's just hurry before Bentley has a fit." She(He) then took off, Sly following after her(him).

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Sly leaped, flipping onto the balcony with Y/n right behind him. Quietly, the raccoon opened the doors as they slipped inside, but they had to stay back as spotlights were shining on the walkway. "Sly, Y/n, stay out of the walkway so you're not seen." Came Bentley's voice.

"Roger that." Sly said before starting to snap some photos. "Let's see... The Contessa, Jean Bison, Arpeggio, Rajan, Neyla, and...Carmelita? What's she doing here?"

"Probably keeping an eye on the wings?" Y/n suggested. "Or try to expose Rajan's spice operation."

You scanned around when she saw Neyla. The purple leopard was dressed in a two-piece Indian dress. The top was sleeveless and V-neck shaped, exposing some cleavage, a tan collar around her neck. The bottom was a tan, Indian skirt that went just below her knees, Indian style sandals on her feet with ribbon laced up her shins. Her hair was jet black and down, stopping just above the shoulder and framing her face with a gold chain dangling from her ear and her usual gold headpiece around her forehead with a red gem in the center just above her emerald green eyes. Y/n gaze then traveled to find Carmelita as she wore a slim, spaghetti strap, black dress, also exposing a bit of cleavage. A large slit was on the left side of the dress, not only exposing her left leg, but her matching black heels. Her Interpol collar was still around her neck and her shock pistol most likely hidden on her right leg, hidden by her dress. And her curly blue hair pinned at the crown of her head, her bangs framing those fierce golden eyes.

Y/n put her(his) binocucom away. "I was hoping I wouldn't see her here, but she's a better cop than Carmelita so I can't say I'm all that surprised either. Still though, I wish she wasn't here too..."

Suddenly, the sound of heels clicking against the floor caught Y/n ears. She(He) quickly glanced over to see Carmelita heading in their direction. "Crap, Carmelita's coming this way...!"

Sly glanced over to see the orange fox when he smirked at the idea that popped into his head. He quickly removed his cap, belt, and pouch, tossing them aside with his cane before her grabbed Y/n by the waist and pulled her close, removing belt, tossing them aside with her (weapon) as well. "Follow my lead." He whispered.

Before Y/n could respond, much less react, Sly began to kiss, lick, suck, and bite at her(his) neck, leaving it a bit sore. A light blush appeared on Y/n's skin desperately wanting to cover her(his) mouth.

Y/n: (what the hell?!)

But Carmelita was getting closer and closer, and she(he) knew it would blow the whole charade if she(he) did. Instead, Y/n just swallowed her(his) prise and allowed the act to continue, regardless of how embarrassing it may be.

Y/n: (Sly is so dead...)

"Aah, Dylan..." She(He) quickly blurted out a random name, blushing madly as did so.

"Get a room, you two, this is no place for that." Carmelita scoffed before walking off, minding her own business.

Once Carmelita was gone, Sly pulled away as Y/n quickly grabbed her(his) belt, putting it on to try and hide her(his) flustered cheeks. Sly grabbed his things, strapping on his pouch and putting his cap on his head before smirking at Y/n. "Nice job, you really made it convincing."

"I should end you for pulling that little stunt..." She(He) hissed. "And you do know we could've just hidden ourselves, right?"

"I know..." Sly got close to her(his) ear. "...but where's the fun in that?" He chuckled before leaping out through the balcony doors.

Y/n sat there in shock before growling. "That sneaky son of a bitch...!" She(He) pounced to her(his) feet and quickly chased after the laughing raccoon.