Bitch is that a mistletoe (drarry)

Crushed

I know I've been sulking, Dean is convinced that I got turned down by a girl and keeps making fun of me about it. I wish I could talk to Serius about this, though I doubt that he ever had a crush on a boy.

Wait no it's not a crush.

A crush is like Cho Chang, a crush is like Ginny.

I haven't eaten recently. Luna has been trying to force food in my mouth because hunger lures nargles apparently.

I think Luna knows that I keep looking over at Malfoy's spot. Every time I glance over at him she sighs like I'm the most oblivious guy in the world.

"You know Harry, love sickness can attract faeries."
"What? I'm not love sick." I respond.
"It's alright if you are, no one minds." She says to me dreamily.
"I know that no one minds. It's just that I don't fancy anyone."

Dean leans over the table to steal a slice of bacon from me.

"Sounds fake. Just tell us about the girl." He says with a mouth full of my stolen breakfast.

"It's not a girl!" I clap my hand over my mouth. I expect to hear Malfoy's snickers but he is already about twelve yards away from me and jogging towards the doors.

"Ok so it's not a girl. What guys caught your fancy." Dean says to me in a completely casual tone.
"What?"
"I said what guy caught your fancy? Ernie? Seamus? Neville?"
"No, they're not from Gryffindor."
"Ok then what house?"
"Uh..."
Luna cuts in, "Is it Malfoy?"
"What?! No!" I snap at her.
"Yeah loon- Luna. He hates the ferrity git."
"Yeah!" I say. Luna raises her hands in mock surrender.
"Alright alright. It's not Malfoy."

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So so sorry for the short episode! I was spending time with some family for my birthday.

Love, respect, and gay vibes to you all

~Katherpie