Percy Jackson Truth or Dare!

Wheelchair Wheelies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy's P.O.V:

"HEY PERRRRRCYYY!!"

"What?"

"Do you want some pancakes?" Leo asked, in a really creepy voice.

"NO I DON'T WANT YOUR PANCAKES!"

"Ok, thats a dare!"

"Wait, w-"

"YOU HAVE TO GO ASK CHIRON IF YOU CAN USE HIS WHEELCHAIR! And then go around camp in it. HAVE FUN!" Leo said, stuck a camera on my head, and shoved me out the door.

Well that was quick.

I heard giggles from the inside, and I trudged over to the Archery class, where Chiron was still teaching, but was obviously still a bit confused, rubbing his back and muttering.

"Chiron, can I use your wheelchair?"

"Huh?"

"Can I use your wheelchair?"

No."

"Yes? THANKS CHIRON!"

He sighed. "And I thought Actaeon was an idiot."

I hopped onto it, and started pushing the wheels. I got about two centimeters before I spotted some buttons.

"Hmmm..." I muttered, and pressed the rainbow one.

"HOLY ZEUS!!"

Yes, I had turned into Nyan Cat.

I zipped around camp, rainbows pouring out behind me, at the speed of... umm... rainbow? Whatever.

Half of the Iris cabin jumped on my back and started throwing skittles around. Conner, Travis and Leo (whilst laughing like dead whales,) chucked M&M's at us, and soon the camp was in the midst of a Skittles vs M&M's war.

Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Abby, Frank and Leo were on the M&M's side, whilst all the Poseidon kids were puking out Skittles. No joke, they were showering the M&M side, making it rain holy rainbows onto everyone. Hazel was patiently sitting in front of Cabin 3, watching the war with interest. Nico had retreated into his Cabin, trying to avoid the colors as much as possible. And of course, your one and only Nyan Cat was pooping out Skittles like it was nobody's business.

Oh yeah, and Chiron was just standing there, face in palm and shaking his head.

"Where, oh where, did I go wrong with these heroes?"

Even some gods had joined in. Zeus had modified his lightning bolt so that it shot out high-velocity chocolate goodness, whist Poseidon sent out waves and tornadoes of sugars. Artemis fired arrows trailing M&M's, and Apollo did the same, except his soared with Skittles, and rainbow haiku's blared out of it, each arrow finally exploding into rainbow delicacies. Hermes darted around with M&M's, Aphrodite threw make-up bags full of Skittles, Ares rode his chariot, shooting out sweet cocoa loveliness, AND IT WAS JUST CHAOS!!!

After about an hour, everyone was lying down, fat and exhausted.

~Time Skip will see you next time... Skateboards~