"Ugh, this kitchen is so hard to clean. If only there was an easier way . . . " Lumine muttered.
"Hi, I'm Childe, say goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new Kitchen Gun!" Childe whipped out a gun and pointed it at Lumine's dirty sink.
"This sink is filthy, but just three shots from Kitchen Gun, bang, bang, bang! And it sparkles like new!"
There were holes in that sink.
"Look how it cleans this greasy hob! Bang, bang, bang! Goodbye dirt!"
More holes.
"Grubby tiles! Bang, bang, bang! I love you Kitchen Gun!" Childe kissed his gun.
Lumine was in despair. No, not the fact that Childe kissed the Kitchen Gun, although she'll get to that later. Her kitchen was full of holes.
"Rusty taps! Bang, bang, bang!" Childe got on top of the counter in the middle of her kitchen and laughed. Lumine looked at her kitchen nervously.
Lumine put her hands on her eyes, shielding her eyes from the holes in the kitchen.
"There! All clean again! New Kitchen Gun! Now with laser sight and night vision for after dark cleaning!"
Aftermath:
The Kitchen Gun was bought only by the lower ranked Fatui members due to Childe threatening them.
And Lumine was pissed as shit.
"Childe . . . " Lumine started, "You're grounded! Get out of my house!"
"But, I paid for this?" Mr. Moneybags questioned.
Lumine shoved Mr. Moneybags out and slammed the door behind her.
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Genshin Impact On Crack & Oneshots
FanfictionMost will be Chilumi! Why? 'Cause all the other ships sank due to Chilumi 's superiority.
