Babyboyhalo Oneshots [ On Hold! ]

𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒| 𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑦

Caretaker: Everyone in Dream SMP..?
BBB's age: 7 month old and at the end 10 months old

Plot: An misterious baby appeared behind the barrier in the entrance of the SMP, now everyone in L'manburg and Pogtopia is taking care of the baby together

Ships: Dundy (Dream X Fundy)

Observations: This is passing before Tommy exiling, so that means that everything still 'normal' and since Bad is a baby that means that Badlands don't exist, since without Bad the badlands wasn't going to exist (probably)

TW: mentions of bruises
Words: 2520

Tommy P.O.V
11:25 AM

I hate waking up earlier like you still tired because you couldn't get enough sleep, you smell horrible, your hair is messy and I can't talk with womans bacause they are in a bad mood! There's nothing good about morning smh

I don't get the point of me the vice-president having to look around the barrier like, there's nothing there as always y'know but Tubbo said as the Vice-President I need to check every corner

Currently at the moment I'm on my way to the barrier, everything is normal like we have plants, and plants and more plants and a kid

So everything is completely normal as alwa- wait did I mention a child back there? Oh I did.
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OH FU-

Now i have a kid to find, oh in the name of queen what do I do? Probably should find the kid stupid, I just have to go just a little big back and I'm gonna find the kid, it's going to be fast

And it was thank god, it's a baby demon and he was eating grass should I worry about that? Nah Wilbur once told me he used to eat sand and he is still alive, not exactly alive but- I think you got my point

I tried to pick him up but the motherfucker kept scratching my arm, since for what I just discovered baby demons are born with some nice fucking sharp nails

"Ok stop that you bitch" I'm done with this kid, if I could I would probably beat him up but he is a baby so I can't, you know what? Fuck it if my arm is going to have all scraths around it at least I will look cool for the ladies

"Ow" I said as I picked this Lil shit up, he keep scratching my arm and it hurt as fuck, but hey at least he isn't scratching at the point of my arm start to bleed because hell if he would I could be dead by now

I'm seeing someone in distance, if that's Phil great if this not him also great, at least he will be out of my arm but hopefully it's not-

"THOMAAAAAAAS MY DUDE" Quackity yelled in a distance when he noticed me, great just great "What are you doing down here? Today was Fundy's turn to patrol around here" He said as he got closer to me

After literally one minute of staring he saw the kid in my arms "Damm Tommy I didn't know you already went this far" he said laughing "It's not mine you idiot!" I said blushing from the embarrassing moment ( not a ship )

"Anyway can you hold him? This Lil bitch stretched all over my arm" I took him out of my arms and reached to give Quackity

"Naaah mate that's a kid, and I hate kids" he said in his serious voice, giving chills in my spine "Fiiiine let's just keep going, and what the hell you are doing here? You had never came in the forest in first place" I said as I kept walking and looking at him for a moment