(Heyoo! Welcome back guys gals and nonbinary pals! So I guess we're here Zenitsu jumps outta window...yurp! Why? Idk it sounded cool. Anywaysss I guess just enjoy the chapter byee!)
Zenitsu's POV
The harsh morning air greeted my exposed skin with a harsh slap, I told Nezuko that the crop top was too much! Not that she would've listened anyways. AHHH i WAnnA cRYYyy!!! I pulled my other leg through the windows narrow passage now sitting precariously balanced on the window sill. I Can'T dO THis I'm A WIMPP! GraMps TRainINg IS JUsTT GOnnA go to waste!!! IM SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! I began to take a breath to calm myself when I hear loud footsteps coming towards the door. Oh my fucking God THiS SeriousLY CouLdn't Get Any WORSE!! I'm GonnA FAint! NO CRy!! I scream to myself. WHat THe FUCk Am I gOnna DOO!! The door knob began to turn. I mean how the fuck am I gonna explain this. 'Oh Yeah I was just SITTING ON YOUR FUCKING WINDOW SILL my enTIRE BoDY OUTSIde, No I wasn't AbOut To Jump OUt LIke A FuckiNg PsychoPAth~ Why WoulD yOu ASK!!??! Well AnyWAys HoW'S Your DAY!!' I'd rather die than go through that! The door flings open at an alarming speed and slams against the wall startling me. "Oh shit..." I murmed, more to myself than the boy who now stood at the doorway wide eyed. As I proceed to slip off the window sill a panic overcomes my body. I look pleadingly at the blue haired boy, the only person who could save me....and? He's still frozen in shock. How WoNDeRFUL IS thIs DAy tUrNinG OUt to BE. Tears sting my eyes, I truly am hopeless. Nezuko is going to kill me this time...isn't she.
This is the last thought to cross my mind before everything went black, left with only a falling sensation to consume me.
Inosuke's POV
When I walked into my room the last thing I expected was to see this hungover dumbass jumping out My FucKinG WInDOW!!
Maybe leaving this blonde alone was a bad idea. I mean I've seen and done some stupid shit, but this...this is some next level type dumbassery right here. I ran towards the window while watching his body go limp and slowly start slipping off the sill. This seriously couldn't get any worse. I fling myself into the window just barely grabbing his hand in time. Groaning heavily from the harsh impact with the metal frame. I don't know what to do I was barely able to grab his hand, and in this position I don't have enough of a grip to pull him back up.
Fuck.
My.
Life.
I'm hanging out of a window at 8 in the fucking morning holding onto an unconscious fuck while my torso is being ground into the metal sill. God help me please not willingly drop this stupid piece of shit! The blondes hand suddenly twitched in my own. Oh thank fucking gosh he's waking up. His body went from lifeless and limp to strong and controlled, with no warning he pulled harder onto my hand, almost throwing me out the window with him. In a split second he used my hand to throw himself back onto the window cill with a speed that was slightly shocking. Once my hand was released my entire body went slack with exhaustion, I swear to fucking god I was gonna make that little cheese stick pay for the amount of stress he caused me this early in the morning. He almost gave me a fucking heart attack, stupid motherfucker. But before I could even pull him back into the house I come to the horrifying realization he was...sleeping?
His head turned to face me, eyes still tightly closed, and in a flash was squatting once again on the window sill. "What the fuck are you doing blondie!" I yelled grabbing the lunatic, I swear I don't know how the fuck he was still alive!! I mean it was as if he wanted to die!!!! He IS serIousLy TRyIng My Patience!! The only response I ever got was a slight smirk and chuckle before he ripped himself out of my grasp falling gracefully off of the windows ledge to his death. The wind blew harshly chilling me to my core as I ran almost throwing myself out the window to peer over the ledge...Quickly ran out the door of my apartment trying not to trip. I almost laugh at the image of the blonde lying unconscious and drooling in the apartment dumpsters below, I swear he would be dead without me.
authors note:
Wassup guys gals and nonbinary pals! Sorry for any spelling errors!! Also I decided individually this chapter was too short so I combined it with another! I'm gonna try to pre write some more of the fanfic tonight wish me luck!! byeee y'all!!! see ya soon!!!!!
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That Time Zenitzu Got drunk
RomanceI don't really known what this is to be completely honest, Tanjirou and Nezuko ditch Zenitsu at a party and he wakes up the next morning in a room he doesn't recognize. (art and characters not mine)
