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Nezuko's POV
My ass made contact with the sidewalk as I flopped pathetically onto my brother's lap.
Honestly this is all Tanjiro's fault!!! If he hadn't been drunk off his ass trying to hook up with some random bitch then he would have made sure Zenitsu didn't drown himself in alcohol again!!! I mean you give a guy one fucking job and-
"I am so sorry!! I shouldn't have been in such a rush!! But there was this whole party thing and this weird blue haired dude and then I fell out a window and then woke up in a trash can!!! Then some neighbors yelled at me and now I think one of them is chasing me so if you don't mind I gotta run!!"
Wow and I thought our morning was fucking bad. I look up to tell this stranger its okay and we can even give him a ride home, when I'm met with a familiar shittly cut mop of blonde hair.
"Zenitsu?"
The man looks at me tears in his eyes and flings himself into my arms.
"NezzzzUUkkoooo I reaLLly THOUGHHTT I waSSS gOnnaa dIeee!!!"
Ugh typical Zenitsu I love him for it though. All of a sudden he blots up grabbing my wrist and begins to make a run for it. Who the hell does he think he is!! I'll hand his sorry ass to Shinbou and Aoi the minute I get a chance, that ungrateful piece of shit!!
"Ohhh Hell the fuck no Tanjiro and I SPENT ALL FUCKING MORNING LOOKING FOR YOU WALKED AT LEAST FOUr TIMES ACROSS FucKINg TOWN AND NOW YOU waNT ME TO FUCkiNG RUN!!!"
"But Nezuk-"
I smack him over the head effectively shutting him up. He's just as guilty as Tanjiro is maybe even more than that!! I mean he is the one who decided to get hammered and disappeared at a fucking party without so much as a word to anyone!! Swallowing himself in fucking pitty like the fucking hermit he is!! Does he know how tiring this is getting!!! But I'll let Kanao deal with him once we've gone home.
"Now you listen here Zenitsu your gonna pick Tanjiro off the ground apologize to me and Kanao then we're going to breakfast and you're paying!!!"
Grabbing him by the ear I pull him down to my level, "And if you evverr think of pulling a stunt like that again it's straight to Shinbou and Aoi with you!!!"
"Do
You
Understand!!"
'Nezukkkooo He's cominG!! PleasE We goTTa Run He"
"Hey cheese stick I take it back, I guess you aren't half as stupid as I thought!"
Authors note:
Heyoo guys gals and nonbinary pals!!! Hope y'all are doing great!! I really wanna create some conflict to be resolved in later chapters but I can't decide if I should make Nezuko and Zenitsu dating to add a little bit of ~SpiCe~ because who doesn't love conflict. Or use the close friendship between Kanao and Zenitsu to lead jealousy and confusion. Either way I'm planning on Nezuko and Kanao getting together at some point. Anywayyysss sorry for any spelling errors and see ya next chapter. Authorr outt!!
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That Time Zenitzu Got drunk
RomanceI don't really known what this is to be completely honest, Tanjirou and Nezuko ditch Zenitsu at a party and he wakes up the next morning in a room he doesn't recognize. (art and characters not mine)
