That Time Zenitzu Got drunk

Wait What?

( Hiya its  YA bzOY anywayssssss sorry I haven't updated in awhile I love procrastinating and I haven't been sleeping all too well. But it's been over a month and I'm truly sorry!!!! I haven't been in the mood to write super happy shit so I wanted to take a break from this fanfic before I totally re-did the plotline and made it something sad asf. But THAT'S BESIDES THE POINTTTTT!!!! Okay I hope y'all enjoy the newest chapter BYE BYEEEEE!!!)

Inosuke's POV

"Your boyfriend?"

I feel my head go blank as I try to process this current situation. 

It all started out all right today and for once I really thought the world was working in my favor when I once again stumbled into the adorable blonde but unfortunately I'm not that lucky.

Muttering something that I couldn't quite comphred the strange ponytailed girl suddenly storms in my direction grabs me by my collar and begins yelling profanities at me. You know girls are so scary, they may look super kind on the outside but this one in particular is quite the horrifying creature, her bright purple eyes glaring daggers into mine an absurd amount of strength and an even harsher tongue. You know that whole high road low road thing this time I've officially decided I'm going to fight this girl in the middle of a cafe, it's seriously to godam early for this shit. Rushing over to us Zenitsu barely relaxes the girls grip on me.

"Guys I seriously think we should calm down,"

He states a uneasy expression crossing his face. He is quite awful at de-escalating situations wasn't he. Yes lets just state the fucking obvious and then pat ourselves on the back, job fucking well done!

Like an angel sent from heaven one of the other girls gracefully stepped towards us offering a soft smile and some much needed separation as she forcefully pulls us apart.

"I'm sure this was all a misunderstanding dear, why don't we talk about it over some lunch kay,"

The woman offers. I swear she's an angel. An angel among devils.

Wait did she say-

And that's how I got physically and socially pressured into eating brunch with a bunch of women out to end my life. 

Sitting down in the opposite seat from the angel, and the spawn of satan herself I was still forced to sit next to Aoi a stroke of luck I would say. Even if she didn't try to stop the other chick from biting my face off. Sitting down first I give her a slight glare. Yeah bitch continue to pretend you don't know me.

And of course the yellow haired dork himself standing, more like shaking himself into another panic attack as he tries to take our orders. 

" I'll have an earl tea please."

" A Strawberry milkshake."

"A lemon water."

All the girls had ordered and I think I lost my appetite to nausea 'luckily' with only one look at our so called waiter sends him rushing towards the kitchen to ready the drinks.

"Well hotshot I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking how and why do you know Zenitsu?"

I mean the way she said that was framed more like a statement requiring a response....but that's a question right? I mean a question that's required to be answered. Yes like a threat in a nicer way!