Love Online - Sebastian Stan

2 - TEXTS

Jake Gyllenhaal - Wheeze Boy
Fiona Byrnes - Irish Caterpillar
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Irish Caterpillar
hey jake, i have a question
jake
JAKE GYLLENHAAL
boy i swear to god
donnie darko answer your phone
i'll call ryan and make him beat you
answer me or you'll never know
JAKEY

Wheeze Boy
don't ever call me jakey
also, leave ryan alone the poor guy
he couldn't beat me up he's canadian

Irish Caterpillar
well you wouldn't answer me so i
had to call you jakey
and he punched those couple hundred
orphans, remember?

Wheeze Boy
ah yes, how could i forget?
ok ok what?
is it something important?

Irish Caterpillar
i would say so
i mean, depends on your definition
of important

Wheeze Boy
get on with it then
i don't have all day
i'm a busy man

Irish Caterpillar
no you're not. you're not jesus
i was just going to ask if you know sebastian stan?
he knows tom

Wheeze Boy
no not personally
yeah, we know mutual people
why?

Irish Caterpillar
i was just wondering
i met him at a premier last week
and he was really chill
it's nice to meet someone big who's still so humble

Wheeze Boy
hey! i'm humble

Irish Caterpillar
well yeah but you act like you're not
plus, i've known you for years so it doesn't count

Wheeze Boy
damn i see how it is
anyway
you like him, be friends with him
just follow him on instagram
and i'm sure he'll follow you back
you didn't get his number?

Irish Caterpillar
no i wasn't really thinking about it
i was just enjoying the moment
you know me, i'm always in the moment

Wheeze Boy
then just follow him
i'm sure he's a nice guy, i've
heard as much
tom talks about him plenty

Irish Caterpillar
yeah he is nice
i'm a celebrity yet i'm nervous about meeting new people sometimes 😂

Wheeze Boy
i thought you said he was chill?
don't even worry about it
and it's okay, you're still a person, you're allowed to be nervous

Irish Caterpillar
he was, but there's still that little part of me
that gets awkward
like how i was when we met

Wheeze Boy
oh my god yeah
you were so awkward when we met
you were like a fan girl
oh how i love my fans

Irish Caterpillar
omg stop!!! and i was a fan girl kind of
i mean, jake gyllenhaal dude

Wheeze Boy
fiona you're enlarging my ego
you know how dangerous that is

Irish Caterpillar
shit
i forgot the consequences
hahahah

Wheeze Boy
hahahah
anyway
listen to what i said okay?
just be yourself

Irish Caterpillar
thank you jake

Wheeze Boy
of course Fiona
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