Centuries being left alone and exploited left Y/n feeling cold hearted and empty. After being recruited by the Avengers she felt some pride, finally at home. And she was determined to break down the Trickster God's icy facade she knew all too well.
...
"I'm going out, don't burn down the tower while I'm gone!"
"Awww," Pietro shuts off the flame thrower and pouts.
"Where are you off to?" Tony tapped away mindlessly at his tablet.
"I'm going on a long over due date," checking your phone you realised the time. "I'm going to be late, see you losers later!" You hop into the elevator. Everyone slowly turns to a indifferent Loki.
"What are you all gawking at?" He snarls before getting back to his book.
"Brother, are you not jealous? Or the slightest bit displeased?" Thor looks up slightly only to be forced to look back down by Nat who was midway braiding his hair.
"Jealousy is for children. Displeased, maybe, but I do not court nor own her,"
"Did Loki as in battle of New York Loki just admit he has feelings?" Tony's gasps. "Friday, initiate the miracle protocol!" Confetti fires through unseen canons as balloons drop.
"This is going to be a pain to clean up..." Steve smacks his forehead.
~~~
Across the cafe, your date sat with her head in a book, or rather her phone hidden behind a book.
"Boo!"
The girl yelps at your scare and turns to you. "You could have given me a heart attack!"
"Stop overreacting, Darcy,"
"And to think I bought you your usual," she hands over a drink which you marvel at.
"I love you,"
"I love me too," she chuckles. "Now it's time for the announcement," Darcy drums her fingers in suspense. "Jane is leaving!"
"What?!" Cafe goers turn to you in fright which caused you to chuckle and lean in. "What?? What do you mean she's leaving?"
"She's going to Ol' ball of red jolly joy land,"
"North Pole? Why is she going there?"
"Apparently is some top secret expedition,"
"And you're telling me?" You narrow your eyes at a shrugging Darcy.
"I can trust a 1,000 something year old demon, can't I?"
"Perhaps... what do we do?"
"Jane doesn't know how to tell muscles so I came to you for le help," your mind swarmed with ideas and solutions.
"And there's no way she can back down from this thing?" Darcy's shaking head made you sigh. "Come with me,"
~~~
"Oh shut up!" You clasp a hand over Darcy's mouth and peak into the living room. "Is Thor here?" You whisper to the group who shake their heads.
"He went to Asgard for a quick moment,"
"Phew," you sigh in relief and pull Darcy into the lounge. "Tell me when he comes back,"
"Woah," Darcy looks at the group in excitement. "Holy shit, it's Loki! Dude you're hot as hell,"
"Darcy, shut up, get in my room," you push her away.
"Wait can he join?"
"No, because it won't be any fun if he does," shoving the girl down the hall she giggles and follows you into your room.
"They're going to do the dirty right?" Pietro stares excitedly at the door.
"Probably... how does it feel to be rejected?" Clint smirks at Loki who looked slightly flustered.
"I was not- I don't- pardon?" The group laughs as Loki sighs and runs a hand over his face. "I'm sure what they're doing is not what you think they're doing, you filthy minded fools... except you spiderling, you are the most tolerable here,"
"Thank you, Mr Loki," Peter beams as he places the last piece on his lego set.
"I don't know about you but I'm curious," The group hums in agreement and creeps into the hall.
~~~
"They're outside," you whisper to Darcy and point under the door.
"Losers," she places down her colouring pencils and goes to open the door.
"Wait, I have an idea," clicking your fingers, the lights turned red, your speaker appearing in your hand.
"Oh..." music filled the room and exited the cracks in the door.
"Don't worry, we aren't actually going to do anything," you take Darcy's phone. "Hope you don't mind,"
"For their reactions? Be my guest,"
~~~
Moans reached the groups ears, almost drowning out the music.
"I didn't actually think..."
"They would be doing it?"
"Yeah..."
Suddenly the door opens making everyone fall into the room. "Can we help you?"
"What the-" the look at the speaker and phone which emitted the heard noises.
"Disappointed?" Darcy bends down to the fallen heroes' height.
"Sorry, guys, but Darcy is off the market,"
"Got me a cute British boy," Darcy grins. "He's a dork and loves birds,"
"That's not the only thing you like about him," you start a coughing fit. "It's the ideal stuff like cheekbones, accent, hands-"
"Ok you can stop now!" Darcy slaps a hand on your mouth as you continue to list in mumbles. "Can we get back to work? Jane doesn't have much longer,"
"Jane? As in the woman my brother courts?" Loki asks with a tilted head.
"Yeah, she's going away for a while and Darc and I thought we'd set up a date for them before they start long distance," then it hit you. "Why am I the only single one?"
"Well, I do recall a list you told me about why-" Vision starts.
"Which you will not list unless you want to either end up in a landfill with the other toasters, or see me cry,"
"Enough threats, let's get back to this!" Darcy claps her hands before pulling everyone in. "Here's the plan,"
~~~
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