Weak Hero Oneshots

Eugene [Nsfw Alphabet]

A- aftercare (what's he like after sex?)
BIG ASS SWEETHEART OMG- he'd probably be embarrassed and help you clean before passing out wrapped up with you.
He'll probably give you massages and definitely apologize for being a bit too rough after.

B- body part (favorite body part on you and on him?)
On him he'd say his favorite body part is his eyes, he can do everything from read and watch things like movies, your boobs bouncing, shows, the cumming, pretty things, your mouth wrapped around his dick and sunsets!

On you he'd say his favorite body part on you is your nose, he likes how it scrunches up to different things, how you'll sniff flowers with it and he loves to kiss it! It's so cute doesn't even matter what it looks like he just enjoys admiring it, because it's so unique!

C-cum (anything to do with cum)
He's nervous about cum knowing that it can get you pregnant and it can be a hassle to clean up. Usually he'll cum inside of a condom of course but if you coax him enough you might convince him to cum inside or even on your body since you won't really mind it.

D- dirty secret (what does he secretly want to do to you?)
He secretly wants someone to walk in on you two but he's too afraid of the consequences maybe it be his friends and he feels like he might be embarrassed.

E- experience (does he know what he's doing?)
Absolutely not.
He literally took five minutes to place himself in your vagina that's how confused he was. He's figured it out over time but he's still confused on a few things. Just be sure to help him!

F- favorite position (self explanatory)
Cowgirl, he likes to see you bounce on top of him and of course he likes to see you dominate him.

G- goofy (does he crack jokes in bed?)
Not really, if you make a joke he'll get all red and he'll probably die of embarrassment but he'll make jokes!

H- hair (does the carpet match the drapes?)
Oh he cleans himself like he might die if he doesn't, definitely well groomed all the damn time. There have been a few times where he's forgotten to shave and you've seen his pubes visible on his v-line.

It's a bit cute seeing him be embarrassed for not being clean but he'll be fine after a while and sometimes he'll let it grow a little because of up coming tests he needs to study for and then you'll just see his lil pubes just sticking out.

I- intimacy (how romantic is he)
Definitely one for cheesy nights together like he'll say the most cringy things but you know he means it from the bottom of his heart.

J- jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He secretly and he will never admit it but, when you two were friends he shamefully had a wet daydream of you and masturbated to it later at night.

One time you forgot your bra there when you showered and wore a clean one, and he jacked off to it the moment you left.

K- kink (does he have any?)
He has one and that's it!! Voyeurism, he would like to see you undress to shower or even just watch you masturbate and he'll jack off to that.

L- location (self explanatory)
He just likes the safety of his bedroom because he won't worry about getting caught or getting in trouble. But he's done it one or twice in the living room and the bathroom.

M- motivation (what gets him going?)
You doing just about anything, you even hugging or even smiling will get dirty sex thoughts to flood his mind and he'll be jumpy all day afraid one of his friend or even you will see his boner.

But if you really wanna get him going just sit on his lap and rub yourself onto his dick.

N- no (turn offs)
Absolutely will not never ever will lay a hand on you, he will never hurt you even if you want him to. He just feels like it's wrong and feels like he's committed a crime.

O- oral (preference in giving or receiving)
He's in between both more leaning to giving. He likes going down on you, feeling you twitch and react to his tongue. He can get soft gasps and whimpers out of you that he usually doesn't get when he's actually fucking you. He feels like his tongue can please you in a different way than his dick.

If you give him a blowjob he'll be a moaning mess, he'll overstimulate to the point he's crying tears. He feels naughty when you bob your head up and down on his cock, and he'll usually last a full 5 minutes before giving out and cumming in your mouth.

P- pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)
He likes to go slower with you and make every effort of his body count to please yours but if you too he'll want you to go faster and he'll buck just hips up into yours to meet your thrusting.

Q- quickies (opinion on quickies)
He doesn't mind them really usually most of your times are quickies so yeah! But he likes to take his time so half the time it's quickies and the other half it's real sex.

R- risk (is he up for the risk?)
Absolutely not, he's so damn scared about anything because he doesn't want it to affect you. But he's alright with them if you are. Getting caught he'll be embarrassed but hey, it happens sometimes. Pregnancy? He'll freak out but he'll still be there for you by your side because that's what love it for.

S- stamina (how long does he last?)
Oh he'll give out at like round 3 but if he really pushes himself he can go for 5 rounds. Just depends on how exhausted he is that day.

T- toy (does he have any toys?)
He's too embarrassed to buy them but he'll feel a little down since he'll feel like he can't please you enough.

U- unfair (does he like to tease?)
Not usually most times he'll get right into it, he doesn't like making you wait but if he feels up for it he'll tease you a good 10 minutes before he gives into your begging.

V- volume (how loud is he)
Kind of in the middle really, he's not quiet with groans like Ben, he'll let out good moans if you touch his sensitive spots. So yes he'll moan, groan and let out soft gasps, he's tries to have it to where he's not as loud but he can't help it.

W- wild card (random headcanon)
During Christmas one year he nearly bought you lingerie in theme of ribbons but he felt like it'd be too embarrassing but you ended up buying that exact set the day after when you saw it and figured you'd tease him a bit.

X- x-ray (what's under those clothes?)
He's got an average size a bit above but not giant! Eugene has a full 7 inches 7.5 when hard. He's not worried about being "small" since he's bigger than most guys at school.

Y- yearning (what's his sex drive?)
Not very high but if you feel like it he'll go at it, sometimes he has his times where he gets very driven and he'll want to go at it like rabbits. But usually you'll do it around 4 times a week...

Z- zzz (how quickly does he fall asleep?)
Almost immediately like he'll help you clean up and then pass out on your chest. He'll sleep for hours and then wake up cuddled in your chest all red.

Omg 😳 anyways- EUGENE YOU SUPREMACY