Weak Hero Oneshots

The Gang [Peasants]

Warnings: Lots of profanities because they're high schoolers and what can you expect!
Story type: Dorky and cute
This really isn't a character x reader but rather the the reader and the gang hanging out and having fun!
But I was really feeling attracted to Gerard today so like..it might be more of a weird ass friendship with lots of sexual tension between Gerard and the reader 😳🤭 I swear I didn't mean to but..I lowkey might make a smut for him as my next one-shot but I'm going hiking tomorrow so I'm gonna post this for right now!
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It was a very normal day..somewhat. Ben had called everyone very early in the morning and demanded that you all meet at the park to hangout. It was a nice sunny Saturday and you knew that today..today you all were probably gonna end up doing something regretful but you were fine with that.

You knew that you had to make the first crackhead ass move, you were going to be victorious! So, you brought your old bike out, it had small but that was only apart of your massive plan.

You packed snacks for everyone, including, dinosaur shaped gummy's, animal crackers, juice boxes/milk cartons and triangle cut sandwiches, you even cut off the crust! "It's beautiful!" You smiled at your creation and packed it with cute little wrapping papers of dinosaurs, of course.

You made your way to the park, which wasn't that far from your house actually! You threw on some high waisted jean shorts, a loose graphic t-shirt, white/black ankle socks and low top sneakers with a pattern that made your whole outfit look beautiful. The outfit perfectly complimented your body and you felt ready to pull some bullshit, stylishly!

You got on your bike and perched some triangle sunglasses on your nose, it was go time. You began down the path to where the group of boys said they would be. It wasn't that far from a small pond, so many ducks were swimming today and for some reason two small ducklings started to follow you. Then the two ducking multiplied into four, then six. They quietly quacked and waddled while you silently were dying inside. It was so cute!

They continued to follow you but it's not like you were complaining! As you made your way further to the hangout spot the figures of the males became clearer. One giant one, Gerard, and one tiny one, Gray, signified that it was in fact all of them.

You got out a grape juice box and began sipping on the beverage. You pushed your sunglasses up and approached the boys.

"Oi! (Y/n)!" Ben waved at you and grinned largely. You sat there looking off into the distance while the boys looked at you confused and also amused. "Uh..(Y/-" It was Eugene's timid voice. "Peasants..." You seemed cold on the exterior but on the inside you were dying of embarrassment and just plain old amusement. "Wha-" This time it was Alex's more confused voice. "I said, PEASANTS!" You whipped your head so fast towards the boys that you were sure that Eugene shit himself.

You took your hand and slid the glasses down a bit so you could stare down the boys. They had a look of terror and wonder on their faces as you looked them up and down boredly. You slid the glasses back up and began to sip your juice again.

By now the confused males were trying to hold in their obnoxious laughter. "You're not worthy of our time. Come now children." You began to pedal away and the ducklings that were hidden by the grass started to follow.

Ben burst out laughing and the other joined in. You started to pedal faster but a rock in the middle of the sidewalk decided to snatch your soul from your body. Your bike fell to the side and the ducklings surrounded your body. "Fuck you Gerard!" You said as you propped yourself up on your elbows and flipped him off. "What I didn't do anything hoe!" The ducklings sat in your lap as you got up and looked at the boys. "You got in the damn way!" You pointed rock and glared while muttering profanities under your breath. "You made me trip and fall- MY JUICE!" There it was, your juice box, all the contents had been squeezed out and the sidewalk was stained deep red from the color.

"NOOOO! HOW COULD YOU!?" You 'wept' over the 'crime scene' and all the boys gathered around you in disbelief. "Yeah! How could you Gerard?!" Poor Gerard just wanted to hang out with everyone but instead he committed a crime. "You no good for nothing smoking motherfucker!" Said Ben as he bent down to snap photos with his phone and simultaneously kept shaking his head at Gerard. "HEY! I QUIT!"

Eugene gave you his handkerchief, Alex tried his best to comfort you, Gray started to pick up the trash around your bike and the others, well the others just stood there confused.

"Uh..I can buy you another one (Y/n)!" Rowan chirped innocently. You whipped your head up and gaped your mouth open. (like this :0) "Really!?" Your eyes widened and your pupils dilated. "Sure." You gasped and stood up, although you were careful about the ducklings, you made your way to the red haired man and hugged him tightly. "I now love you for all of eternity!" The others cheered and now you were going to avenge poor juicy....

After you beat the shit out of Gerard, you got everyone's lunch out and made all of the boys sit in a circle and eat under a shady tree. As all of you ate the delicious lunch that you had packs, you all mingled, EVEN GRAY!

It truly was a very good day. Moments like this made you appreciate hanging out with a large group of boys instead of women, all they did was talk about whatever guys they found cute, that wasn't your forte. (In this one-shot, not all women are bad, this is just the popular toxic girls.) Besides being the only girl in the group wasn't half bad, you got to steal their food, joke around without being judged silently, play pranks on each other and they would all become protective of you when guys tried to grab on you.

This was the life, eating lunch, talking about random shit and cloud watching. How did you score such good peasan- friends...

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I love this one! Also..I'm gonna write that smut for Gerard 🤡 because I love him and he's SO UNDERRATED! 😫 I had been thinking about this scenario for a while and I really wanted to write it out and now I'm glad that I did!