The Relic Wizard

Chapter Five - Love Magic

Ryuu woke up the next morning feeling odd. He then remembered the chaos that happened the night before.
It's just so... Weird... It's as if some sort of spell was cast on the girls to make them like me... But what spell? Let's see... So... Uh... First Erza kissed me... What else happened..? Oh right! That bush! I remember now! It was rustling even though there was no wind! That's why I felt like I was blown away so much! However, it was really powerful if it made Erza kiss me... If what Natsu and Grey said was true, she's always angry... But wait... I only got kissed by the girls I became friends with... Maybe that's how it worked... But how? I don't get it... Oh! And when Lucy kissed me the punch spilled! A pattern! That's right! When Mirajane kissed me, I saw a shady character running outside! I get it now! I have to figure out what's going on! Ryuu thought hardly.
As he walked out of the hall he heard three high-pitched screams from the dorms.
"My face has lipstick all over it!!!" Erza yelled furiously, "Who the hell did this!?!"
"What crappy lipstick did I even use last night? Who uses yellow lipstick!?! And why is it smudged like I kissed somebody?!?" Lucy yelled, "Was I drunk?!?"
"I'm a model! I can't have a boyfriend! Holy crap I'm in trouble! What happened? I have red lipstick on! And I'm wearing a red dress! Oh wait..." Mirajane said, thinking of the night before, "There was a party yesterday and I wore this?!? Ew!!! Ew! Ew! Ew!!!"
The three ran downstairs to see Ryuu's face covered with lipstick.
"You are DEAD!!!" The three girls said in syncopation.
"Huh?!?" He yelled in confusion.
Mirajane, Lucy and Erza sprinted towards him.
"So you casted a spell on us hey? Charm magic is NOT a game!!!" Erza yelled furiously.
"No I didn't! I'm trying to figure this out too! Believe me! I don't have those feelings for any of you three I swear!" He said, waving his hands and squinting his eyes for the pain he was about to feel.
"Guys wait... He's telling the truth... I can sense it..." Mirajane said, "I have the power of love magic as well... And it wasn't me... Wait... The only other love magic user is that salamander imposter who used charm magic on Lucy right? Then he must be back for more... This time causing trouble with love magic..."
"Wrong!" Said a voice from the ceiling.
"Huh?" Ryuu said, confused at where the voice came from.
From the ceiling jumped a man.
"I'm back! That's true! But I'm not back for more girls to be attracted to me..." A wizard imposter said, waving his arms up.
The three girls suddenly went head over heels for Ryuu, grasping onto his arms and kissing him on the cheeks.
"I'm suddenly here for revenge... To make you boys feel so in love that when the girls wake up and see what happened, they'll storm up and fight you idiots like you just almost witnessed before... What a great show it will be..." He said.
"Seriously..? You think that this will stop me?" Ryuu asked.
"Well... Yeah... Won't it? They have a really good grip..." He asked.
Ryuu gave a charming look at the girls and smiled.
"Want me to show you my muscles ladies? I'm sure kicking his ass will showcase them..." Ryuu asked, putting his arms around them.
"Heehee!" "Yeah!" "Do it baby!" "Go!" The three cheered, letting go of him and watching him carefully.
"Let's settle this, Cupid!!!" Ryuu yelled furiously, cracking his knuckles, "You have NO right to mess with the love of three beautiful innocent girls! Okay bastard!?!"
"Aren't you overexxaterating... Geez... Kids these days..." He said.
"Ok... One, nobody said geez in a fight! And two, I AM TWENTY ONE YOU DITZ!!!" Ryuu yelled hysterically.
Ryuu ran up to the man and threw a punch straight into his face. The blow the man took was incredible. He flew into the doors and out to the sidewalk.
"AND STAY OUT!!!" Ryuu yelled.
"What's with all the noise?" Said a young woman with blue hair coming downstairs to see the scene of Erza, Lucy and Mirajane wiping their tongues.
"Eww... Gross..." Lucy said, wiping her tongue rapidly.
"Harsh... I just saved you so be grateful... Ad being kissed eight hundred times isn't very pleasant for me either... How is it considered romantic to put what you eat food with on so body else's face?!? Seriously..." Ryuu said, annoyed.
"Shut it! Both of you! Let's focus on the fact that Mirajane isn't immune to love magic like she said she was a while back!" Erza yelled.
"That was four years ago Erza! You know... WHEN I WAS A FREAKING WIZARD!?!" Mirajane replied furiously.
The four fought for a long time before calming down, the girl with blue hair was gone long before they'd stopped.
"Whatever... It doesn't matter... Let's just wash our faces without hurting each others feelings and just forget all about what happened..." Ryuu explained.
"Fine... Somebody has to tell Juvia though..." Lucy said.
"Okay... I'll tell her the incident so you guys can do it first... Let Erza be the exact first so she doesn't spaz though..." Mirajane said.
"I don't spaz!" Erza yelled.
"Just go!" Mirajane yelled.
"Fine..." She accepted.