MCYT Oneshots

💔🤍𝙼𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜- 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚡 𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕 𝚡 𝚂𝚊𝚙𝚗𝚊𝚙

Characters: Quackity, Karl, Sapnap, Bad, Skeppy, Tubbo
Ships: Quackity x Karl x Sapnap, SkepHalo
AU: Dream SMP
Prompt: Sapnap introduces Quackity to Bad and Skeppy. Bad seems off about Quackity, so Quackity thinks he should break up with Karl and Sapnap
Triggers: Panic attacks, negative thoughts, past abuse, abusive Schlatt

Bad walked into the dinner room, setting a pan of creamy Mac and cheese on the table. Skeppy was right by him, trying to steal a noodle. Bad nudged him with his elbow, laughing, "Hey, you muffin head, not before Sapnap comes home!" Skeppy laughed, cheese stringing between his index finger and his thumb as he ate a noodle. Bad sighed with a smile, booping Skeppy's nose and going back to the kitchen to finish some of the sides.

Somewhere else, Sapnap was driving his car, His fiance Karl in the passenger seat and Quackity in the back with a pan of brownies and a container of mashed potatoes in his lap. They were screaming the lyrics to "Party In The USA" as they flew down the empty street. Sapnap was drumming on the wheel, Karl was practically passing out from hyena laughing, and Quackity was performing like his life depended on it, pretending to hold a microphone.

"So I got my hands up and choke me like you choke me like you choke me- wait wrong song-" Quackity sung, laughing and rocking back and forth when he realized his mistake. He was hitting the seats in front of him, Karl falling out of his.

Sapnap was smiling, letting out a chuckle and rolling his eyes. "Hey, remember to be careful with the food-" He said, turning around to Quackity, being cut off by a yell.

"SHIT!" Quackity yelled, nearly dropping the brownies. "Man's almost dropped the brownies!" Karl laughed. "Shut up!" Quackity yelled lightheartedly. He held onto the brownies, peeling back the tinfoil to see if the chocolate treats inside were okay. He let out a huff of relief in seeing they were.

Karl leaned over and tried to stick his finger in, wanting some of the powedered sugar on top, but Quackity slapped his wrist. "Karlos, no."

Karl started to play with Quackity, trying to get some food, when he started bumping into Sapnap. "I'm driving, what the hell?" Sapnap yelled, making Karl and Quackity laugh and stop bumping into him. They started yelling the lyrics to the next song- "Breaking Free" from High School musical.

Quackity broke out of singing by laughing. To be honest, he was pretty nervous. It was his first time officially meeting Sapnap's parents. He knows Karl already met them before they were a "polygon", and according to his two fiances, they loved him! Skeppy enjoyed joking with Karl, both of them laughing mostly from Karl's strange noises and contagious laugh. Bad enjoyed Karl because he didn't say a lot of swears and was a nice and polite boy who he knew could give his son a good future.

Quackity wasn't like Karl. Sure they felt like soul mates, but was he good enough for the approval of Bad and Skeppy? He might get along with Skeppy, the two of them both good at making Bad the butt of their jokes and both having contagious laughs. But he felt like Bad didn't like him. They've had some interactions, like Quackity making songs for him and pranking him, but Quackity could tell they wouldn't get along. He cursed about every two sentences and was loud, abnoxious to some.

He shouted and screamed at the latest of hours and made jokes about everything, rarely taking things seriously. He wasn't like Karl. He couldn't give Sapnap a future.

"Hey, Quackity, ya good?" Sapnap said, turning around and waving his hand in front of the black haired man's face. Quackity snapped out and looked around, seeing they were parked in front of a large house, Karl standing outside in a pink button up with green swirls and a purple tie. "Yeah man, just thinking of shit."

Quackity stepped out of the car and put the brownies and potatoes on top of the car, stretching his arms up and cracking his back with satisfying pops. He scooped up the food and turned around finally seeing the full mansion. "Holy shit, your dad's are fucking loaded!" Quackity yelled.