harleys wet halloween suprise

Piggy

So they started blasting off.

No one got a good look at the beast because it shitted so fast and violent that it shocked everyone. Carl started to disassociate because of his PTSD--putty tiddie sex disease. They were all holding on to the rope as the beast started squealing and running around in a rectangular, sexual manor. The urn didn't like how Carl was being a PUSSY so it started screaming racial slurs while they zoomed across this foreign land. The beast started to slow down and eventually stopped. It turned around slowly to see what was grasping onto its tail. Everyone looked up in shock.

"...Peppa?" The Hamberger asks.

Peppa didn't say anything. Peppas face slowly turned into an angry scowl and her eyes went two different directions. 

She started to vibrate. 

Everyone slowly let go of the brown rope like object coming from her ass. The pig, on the other hand, tightened his grasp. He felt the warmth of the rope and got an idea. He looked at Carl and started muttering something in Pig Latin. Carl looked at him confused but his face turned to disappointment as he turned to Rachel.

"He wants you to suck it," he says.

"Fucking pardon????" Rachel responds.

"My pig wants you to suck Peppa's ass rope."

Rachel Poggers, once again. Piggy looks at Rachel annoyingly. He's getting impatient.

"Why does he want me to suck the rope?" She asks.

"Because... Uh... Your sense of taste is... Immaculate?" Carl says.

Rachel looks around at everyone confused.

"What? Are you guys waiting for something? You actually think I'm gonna suck the ass rope?" She shouts.

Everyone looks at each other and back at Rachel and nods. Rachel rests her eyes on Markie.

"Tienes que chupar la cuerda!" it says angrily.

Rachel scowls at everyone as if she was trying to turn them to stone. Which is odd because no one gets hard looking at her. She looks up at Peppa and her hot, pink, pig face. Peppa looks down at Rachel with pity in her eyes. Peppa sighs and turns around, lifts up her small, red dress that just barely covers her thiccness, to show that indeed, she has a rope stuck in her asshole. She's weeping. She's in pain. Carl's pig once again says something in Pig Latin. Carl translates it to:

"You are the only one who has low enough standards in this entire group to do this, Rachel, and that's really saying something considering we have a sentient Hamberger, a half naked "man" with an afro, someone who's a stupid fucking voyeur, and a racist urn."

"Why can't one of them do it?" Rachel asks.

"Because you are Rachel. You see, I was once like you, Rachel. Dumb, short, and flat. But once I met Carl through Christianmingle.com and we met up in the woods, which was totally not creepy at all considering I'm a pig who knows how to use a Christian dating site and I met up with a homeless man who performed the sacrifice to awaken my third eye so I can speak to you like this, BUT, I learned that I needed to sacrifice something in order to gain. And in your situation, you need to suck the rope. And you need to suck it good so you can rid Mother Peppa of her ass cancer. Rachel, there is something at the other end of that rope. And I need you to get it for us because it will help us fix Harley. And I know you want the best for her. So, suck the ass rope. Make mama proud."

Rachel sheds a tear. She picks up the rope and looks at it with fear in her eyes. She looks back up at Peppa who is now eating a chimichanga because Rachel took so long. Rachel puts the tip of the rope in her mouth. It was surprisingly bitter, which actually isn't that surprising considering that it's stuck up Peppa pigs ass then was grabbed by a bunch of people covered in piss and then flung all over the place.

As the rope goes down Rachel's esophagus, Peppa finishes the chimichanga. This fills Peppa with anger. As the rope is being pulled out of Peppa and into Rachel's stomach, Peppa feels a slight discomfort, then it gets painful, then she squeals. This alerted Rachel too look up but as soon as she does she gets hit in the face by a gigantic egg. The egg hit her so hard in the head that she passed out. Peppa looks back at what just happened and gets concerned. She then feels better and just walks away to go slip in a muddy puddle and die or something.

Do I look like I give a diddly darn fuck?? Cause I don't. Honestly who even the fuck cares if Peppa dies or not it's just desgusting I cannot say how much I don't care at this very moment. 

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Harley rushes over to Rachel to see if she's alive. Carl stares at the egg in amazement. Watching that egg come out of Peppa and hit Rachel in the face reminded him of his grandma. This then triggered Carl's PTSD once again. Markie was getting sick of his PTSD bullshit so she once again starts screaming racial slurs at him in Spanish. Carl snaps out of it but then gets angry at the racist remarks and grabs Markie by the.. idk the urn ig. He looks at her right in the eyes and puts her in his mouth. He swallows.

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