Everyone forgets Rachel, who was unconscious because of the egg that just shot out of Peppa's ass. They all rush over to Carl, who ate the urn. The Hamberger gets angry and starts choking Carl with her buns. Harley and Piggy try to break up the fight but the Hamberger's grasp is far to strong for anyone to interfere with; EVEN Michael Cera. Carl's stomach all the sudden expands aggressively and she stops choking him out of shock.
"WHAT THE FRICK FRACK TIC TAC BUBBLE GUM DUMB DUMB IS THAT?" the Hamberger shouts.
There's a muffled screaming coming from the lump that is slowly getting bigger by the second. It's sort of sounds like Spanish but it is impossible to decipher. Carl's face becomes noticeably distraught as a tiny toot can be heard from inside him. Rachel then awakens from her egg slumber and sits up.
"What happened?" She asks.
Harley looks over at Rachel and runs back to her as if she cares about her wellbeing.
"Are you ok?" Harley asks Rachel
"I don't remember anything.. what the hell is that?" Rachel gestures at the large egg.
"Don't worry about it," Carl says as he gets up but then falls back down suddenly because of the weight of his stomach.
"Are you... pregnant?" Rachel asks.
"Honestly, I don't know. One moment I was spacing out, the next moment I was swallowing Markie-"
"YOU SWALLOWED MARKIE?!" Rachel shouts.
"Calm down guys, if he's pregnant that means that he has to give birth right? So in that case we just have to wait it out." The Hamberger says.
"I don't think he's necessarily pregnant... BUT... Remember back in the well when Markie said that she has a butthole?" Harley says.
Everyone nods.
"Well she's farting constantly because she's an urn. So the reason why he's so bloated like that is because she's farting INSIDE him!"
Rachel Poggers.
"HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!" Carl screams in terror.
"Good." The Hamberger says.
"If you don't shut up I'm going to eat you next," Carl responds.
"GUYS. IF WE KEEP FIGHTING LIKE THIS WE'RE NOT GONNA FIND THE WAP. DO YOU GUYS REALLY WANT ME TO BE A VOYEUR FOREVER?"
Everyone looks at one another and back at Harley.
"We don't really care." Carl says.
"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT STARTED THIS CARL!" Harley accusingly states.
"WELL NOW YOU'RE BEING A HYPOCRITE BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING AN ARGUMENT WITH ME!" Carl shouts back.
Everyone starts chiming in with snarky remarks and R O A S T S until the tension breaks from the clear, crisp noise of a fart.
"... Was that you, Carl?" Harley asks cautiously.
"I don't know if its mine or Markie's." He says.
An angry, inaudible shout comes from Carl's undercarriage.
"Wait I'm confused so is he pregnant or not?" Rachel asks.
"Time will only tell." Hamberger says wisely.
"What if I don't want to wait? I don't know how that's going to work like am I gonna shit her? Will there be tentacle children?" Carl panics.
"Why would there be tentacle children?" Harley says as she raises an eyebrow.
"I- uh..." Carl ponders what to respond with.
"I just think we should wait and see what happens. If he gives birth, he gives birth. If he explodes, he explodes. I don't really care either way." Hamberger says wisely once again.
Peppa comes running back to them in the distance. Rachel points it out.
"Why is Peppa pig running at us full speed?" She asks.
"Man you really don't remember anything, do you?" Harley responds.
Peppa comes running and then stops in front of them to catch her breath, she takes a look at Carl, scoops him up, turns around and runs away.
"HEY!! THATS OUR PREGNANT MAN!" Harley screams as she starts to run after the large, sexy, pig.
"WAIT UP!" Rachel and the Hamberger say in unison. Piggy rolls his eyes and follows everyone. As they are bolting after Peppa, the Hamberger then remembers the egg.
"WAIT GUYS WE FORGOT THE EGG!" she shouts. Everyone stops in their tracks and looks at her.
"Uhh... You know what. I'll stay with the egg. You guys go after Carl." The Hamberger states.
"What if it hatches while we're gone?" Harley asks.
"You guys have your phones right?"
"Yeah" Harley says.
"I'll call you, now go, you're gonna lose him." They all nod their heads and run in their respective directions.
"Why does Peppa want Carl?" Rachel asks.
"I don't know. When we got out of the well it seemed like she was just kind of waiting for us there. Do you think Carl is hiding something from us?" Harley says while running, almost out of breath.
"I have no idea what your talking about. I don't remember anything" Rachel says annoying.
"Ugh, I'll explain to you on the way."
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harleys wet halloween suprise
Horrorharley is a 14 year old whateverthefuck and her sister is an urn named markie that says racial slurs in spanish very aggressively. she finds herself walking in on people doing the nasty multiple times a DAY. she goes on a quest to find the one and o...
