harley is a 14 year old whateverthefuck and her sister is an urn named markie that says racial slurs in spanish very aggressively. she finds herself walking in on people doing the nasty multiple times a DAY. she goes on a quest to find the one and o...
Harley stops in her tracks to look back at Rachel, whom is squatting
"RACHEL I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO SQUAT WE NEED TO CATCH THAT FEMBOY"
"NO I.. HHHB.. I REAL-HHH I REALLY HH CANT HHHH" Rachel wheezed
As Harley was distracted by Rachel dying, Peppa also stopped running, Carl in hand. Rachel lifted her head and pointed shakedly at the large mammal. Before Harley could turn around and see what Rachel was pointing at, she was hit in the face by a flying piece of shit and got knocked out. Rachel dropped to the ground next to Harley out of pure exhaustion.
After a while Harley opens her eyes. There is a figure standing above her wiping the shit off her face.
"Rachel?" Harleys says confusingly
The figure does not respond. It only just keeps staring at Harley in the eyes longingly. Harleys vision begins to become less blury and she attempts to concentrate on who is standing above her.
"M- Michael Jackson?" Harley asks
The person gets visibly distraught as if they were discusted by the comparison.
"No, my names Carly. Carly Shay." She responds
Harley blushes. Harley knew who Carly was from am early 2000s Webshow that slowly evolved into Carly becoming a cam girl. Harley had bought Carlys bath water 27 times within the past 2 years. She held hands with Carly one night in 2015 and never saw her since. Carly helps Harley up from the ground.
"What happened to you and your little boy here?" Carly asks
"Oh, that? Thats not a little boy thats my cousin Rachel. She gets that a lot. I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian." Harley says
"Oh im fine with lesbians. Infact, I am one!" Carly says with over excitement
Harley does the Debby Ryan face
(I forgot to mention this at the beginning of the story but Harley has a husband who is fat and his name is Landon and he refusesto have sex with her. She also has 2 adopted children (because she's a virgin) and they are so ugly like seriously ok just go along with it)
"Wait... I know that face.." Carly says
"Carly, its me, Harley" Harley says
"OH MY GOD HARLEY!!! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITH ALL THE SHIT ON YOUR FACE!" Carly says again with over exitement
Harley and Carly both start laughing awkwardly
"so... you still with the husband?" Carly asks carefully
"Yeah.."
There is a short moment of silence before Carly looks up at Harley and says:
"Are you happy?"
"What do you mean?" Harley asks confusingly
"Harley, if I was your gf I'd never let you go. I could take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag, swag, swag on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three, two
I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you.." Carly says with vehemence
"That's... very romantic Carly but you know I cant. I have kids and a husband who loves me"
"Your husband doesn't love you and your kids are downright revolting. I know what you need and I can support you. Financially AND romantically. You haven't held hands with your husband in 8 years and you've NEVER had sex before. Dont tell me that our little moment didn't mean anything to you." Carly says sharply
"Carly! How could you say that!"
"DO YOU WANT ME TO LIE TO YOU?? I SHOULD SUE YOU FOR ADOPTING THOSE THINGS. CANT YOU TELL WHY THEY WERE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION?? TWO WRONGS DONT MAKE A RIGHT. TAKE ITS BIRTH PARENTS FOR EXAMPLE. YOUR KIDS FACES MAKE BLIND CHILDREN CRY. THEY ARE SO DUMB WHEN YOU TELL THEM THAT CHRISTMAS WAS AROUND THE CORNER THEY WEBT TO GO LOOK FOR IT- ehem.. what im trying to say is, I will never lie to you baby. Harley, You mean the world to me. If I ain't got you... what do I have? A web show? I need a new blonde girl to be my cam girl with me. I'm in love with you Harley. Your children can come too! Just leave that fat, old, drunk lunatic so your kids can have a decent life"
" Carly, Do you really think your bony ass could beat my manz in a fight cause he gonna come for you when he finds out about us" Harley replies
"I got my crew. I'll call up Gibby, Sam, and worst of all, Tebow. Hell shove a stick right up his ass"
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"Carly.." Harley contemplates leaving her husband
"You can take your ugly kids too. I'm good with kids even if they look like they crawled out of Satan's ass crack" Carly mutters
"I'll do it." Harley says at last
"Really? You mean it?"
"Yes Carly. I love you"
Harley takes off her shirt and reaches into her armpit pocket to grab her kids
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"We're ready"
Harley and Carly walk into the sunset and never look back. Rachel is still on the ground. That poor, poor lesbian...
