hamberger sits besides the WAP as the sun sets, the egg placed snuggly against her.
"there's something else I haven't yet told you, hamberger" the WAP queefs gently
"what is it?"
"do you.. remember when I said-"
the WAP is interrupted by some girly giggling coming from the distance. it the outstretched field that seems to go on forever, there seems to be a topless woman, breastfeeding 2 deformed turkeys while slowdancing with whitewashed Michael Jackson. the hamberger squints with her Hamberger Eyeballs™ and sees that, the woman is, indeed, Harley.
"oh. my. god." hamberger says, slightly under her breath
Carly and Harley spin in circles in the newly risen moonlight, her children holding onto her underdeveloped breasts for dear life. they make eye contact for a brief moment but both of them are too awkward to maintain it, until the spinning stops and all they have is eachother... and the deformed babies that hang from harleys tits.
Carly is the one to pull Harley closer, almost squishing the homely children with her skinny little body. She places her fingers beneath Harleys chin, slowly maneuvering her face closer to her own. there's a moment of stillness, sudden, and short, but noticeable enough that Carly synced her breathing with Harleys in mere seconds.
"im still a virgin" Harley shakily whispers, you can hear the uncertainty in her voice
"..I can tell" says Carly
she kisses Harley lightly on the lips but holds it, this is Harleys first kiss. her husband was unfortunately a minecraft trader, also known as an ISLAM, he doesn't believe in kissing before marriage... or after marriage. he's also not supposed to drink alcohol but he doesn't care i guess. Harleys ass was just too horrible. she converted to ISLAM for her husband but.. because she is topless at the moment and cheating on her husband with a woman, Frankly, I don't think she gives a damn.
hamberger becomed enraged and flops over to the lesbians, knocking the egg on its side as she does so. Harley looks over Carlys shoulder towards the wet slapping sounds and sees hamberger coming at them, soon before she could warn Carly, they are both covered in mayonnaise.
"YOU WERE GONE FOR HOURS WHERES CARL??" hamberger says wetly
"oh.. I forgot" Harley mutters
"WE NEED TO GET MARKIE BACK YOU PISS COLORED HAIR IMBECILE"
the lumpy cloud with the kankles from earlier floats towards the lesbians and the hamberger
"whats up my dudes, woah MJ whats good I thought you were dead" the cloud states
Carly sighs
"yeah who is that? AND WHY ARE YOUR BOOBS OUT??" hamberger says
"you know what I really don't feel like explaining all this" Harley says with angst
"you better explain this right now because if you don't im gonna use my secret sauce"
"oh no not the secret sauce" Harley says in fear
she then says "so.. this is Carly.. she uh.. she's my.. girlfriend?"
Carly looks up at Harley and smirks
"aren't you literally married?" hamberger says
"I said I didn't wanna talk about it"
"okok whatever. where's carl?" hamberger asks
"I don't know. I got distracted as you can see" Harley says while gesturing to her breasts, shithead and Yolanda (her children, whom are still attached to her boobies) look at hamberger with thier discusting little baby eyes
"um, carl? as in.. the guy who lives in the woods with his two cats?" the lumpy cloud interjects
"how do you know who carl is?" hamberger asks
"I see him rummaging for lööps in holes that he digs all over the place. his cats are really loud. I believe their names are Heap Ass, Meat Ball and Muffin Man. he's also started multiple forest fires doing seonces for his wife Victoria Justice. the whole forest hates him, he's a nuisance."
"thats actually not that surprising, have you seen him at all today?" hamberger asks
"yes actually, he was going through a nether portal with a big woman"
"PEPPA!" Harley and hamberger say in unicin
"where's the nether portal? we really need to find carl. he's pregnant with our dead cousin.. we think" hamberger states
"its right by my lumpy house, here ill give you a ride, does your vagina friend need one too?" lumpy gestures to the WAP
hamberger looks over to the WAP. she can't tell if the WAP is giving a thumbs up or not, since vaginas don't have thumbs. but the vagina IS doing SOMETHING with its labia so she assumes yes, hamberger nods
lumpy expands so there is enough room for everyone, including the WAP. the WAP squeezes herself out of the crack in the ground, it appears that the WAP is just a gigantic snake-like fleshlight. everyone steps on the cloud and each sit on a lump, including the egg, which now has arms and legs.
they arrive at a small town and go to lumpys house to see a big man sporting a man bun cooking an egg with a gun in the kitchen window
" YOOOO WHATS UP GIBBY" the cloud shouts at the man bun person who is apparently named gibby
"Gibby?" Carly says confused
"different Gibby" says Harley
"Hey brudda, come and get it, I made night breakfast again" Gibby says as his bun wiggles
"nope, can't right now. on a mission to go save a pregnant guy with an afro" lumpy says
"no way, need backup? I got good aim" gibby takes the shitty Mozambique shotgun from the frying pan and spins it on his massive finger, his bun wiggles in excitement
"why the hell not, we are going to the nether after all"
"I got your back, brudda" Gibby makes his way out of the house and kisses Lumpy on the lips before finding his way to his own lump and takes a seat, when he sits his bun bounces so perfectly and effortlessly that everyone watches the big man in astonishment, and a little bit of fear.
Lumpy floats about a few blocks down the road to an abandoned building and floats over the fence, in the middle there seems to be what used to be a communal area for an apartment building except there's a big, black coc- i mean rectangular box with some purple shit in the middle of it idk. this is the nether portal.
"he went right through here" Lumpy says
"is there anything we should know before we go through the strange portal in an abandoned building that a stranger took us to?" Harley says
"just don't look down."
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harleys wet halloween suprise
Terrorharley is a 14 year old whateverthefuck and her sister is an urn named markie that says racial slurs in spanish very aggressively. she finds herself walking in on people doing the nasty multiple times a DAY. she goes on a quest to find the one and o...
