eren jaeger x reader oneshots

feminine product prank

for the girls LMAO 😫 i saw a video about this earlier today and i had to make this

y/n pov:
     eren has always been very helpful towards me, especially when it comes to periods. at first, he was reluctant whether he should go buy me ibuprofen and pads or not, and eventually he got used it it. i remember him coming back from the store after his first time in that aisle telling me, "that was so embarrassing. i literally had to ask the lady where the size was on the boxes." "HAHAHHAHA!!" i burst out laughing. "it's not funny!" he pouts and hands me the bag of my needs.

     as i was scrolling through tiktok out of boredom, i come across a pranking video. hm, i've never pranked eren before... i thought. so today is the day i decided to give it a shot. this is gonna be a funny one...

     as i was impatiently waiting for my boyfriend to come home from his work, i decided to watch something on the tv. "hmm, how about a christmas movie?" i ask myself outloud. i decided on watching the princess switch part two, since i had already watched the first last year with eren. "wow that guy is good looking.." i say outloud as me and eren watch the movie. "w-what?? definitely not! i'm wayyyy better looking than that guy.. psh." eren scoffs. i let out a laugh as he just stares at me in confusion. "what's so funny? >:(" he asks. "nothing, you're just so cute!" he blushes.

     as i'm about thirty minutes into the movie, i hear the front door being unlocked. he's here! the door opened to reveal my longtime boyfriend, eren jaeger. "welcome back!" i say as i run over to him for a hug. "thank you. i missed you :(" he says staring down at me, still hugging. "i missed you too" i reply, burying my face into his chest. "oh and by the way, can we go to some stores? i need to grab a few things."

     we had just gotten done grocery shopping at target, walmart, and trader joes. now we're on our way home, so here comes the prank. i secretly hide my phone in the car, recording us. "WAIT! BABE! i- i'm having... problems... down there.." i look at him nervously. "what?! what happened?! wait.. is it because of a couple nights ag-" "NO! NOT AT ALL! u-uhm anyways uh.. i need to cut that out the video-" "huh?" eren looks at me in confusion "OH NOTHING! anyways... it hurts so much that.. i can barely move.. is it okay if you could go inside the convenience store to get it for me?" i look at him with pleading eyes. "yes, of course babe. ibuprofen?" he asks. "no uh.. it's actually this new thing called 'oochie cooch 3000'" i try to stiffle a laugh. "o-oochie cooch 3000?" he's already embarrassed HAAHA! "y-yes. so could you maybe.. go and get it for me please?" "ehhh.. i don't know babe.." "PLEASE.. uh i'll make your f/f (favorite food) if you do.." he looks at me uncertainly, but then says, "fine, i'll do it."

eren pov:
     i walk inside cvs, already on my way to the womens section. i can already feel my face burning up! "lets see... no.. no. no. is that it? no.. uhh." i was in that aisle for about ten minutes looking for her oochie cooch 3000! gosh, the things i do for this woman! (did i use the right woman or women?? LMAO) as i grew frustrated, i decided it was time to ask an employee. god, this is gonna be so embarrassing.

     i'm walking to the cashier and i see a lady. "uh.." "hello! welcome to cvs! how may i help you?" she smiles at me. "uh.. well uh.. i was wondering if uh.. you guys had something called the 'oochie cooch 3000'? ITS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND NOT ME!" i wave my hands around embarrassed. i hear the lady behind the counter laugh. "HAHAHAHAHAHAH! HOLD ON GIVE ME A SECOND.." i see her pull out the work phone, turn on the intercom and say, "hello this is myka from the front cashier. does anybody know if we have a- *pfft* a- PFFT AHAHASHSH! IM SORRY! does anybody know if we have something called a *pfft* OOCHIE COOCH 3000 HAHAHAH" oh GOD THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. i hear the whole store burst into laughter as my cheeks grew even more red than they were before. i see another lady come up to the desk, who i'm assuming is the manager by her name tag. "HAHAHA sir im PFFT sorry but we don't have anything called the PFFT AHSHHAHAH OOCHIE COOCH 3000 HAHHAHAHA" her and the worker in front of me are hitting each others arms as they laugh together. "o-oh okay.. have a nice day! haha..." i speed walk out of the store, looking down as my face was basically overheating.

y/n pov:
     it's been about 15 minutes and he's finally coming out of the store! the drivers door opens as a very red eren comes to sit in the car with me. "did they have it?" i try to hold back another laugh. "NO I WAS LOOKING FOR YOUR STUPID OOCHIE COOCH 3000 FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES AND THEN I DECIDED TO ASK THE WORKER AT THE FRONT AND SHE LAUGHED, TURNED ON THE INTERCOM, AND ASKED EVERYBODY IN THE STORE IF THEY HAVE A OOCHIE COOCH 3000 FOR ME!" he yells embarrassed. "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA DID YOU GET IT THOUGH?" i point the camera at him. "NO I DID NOT!" and that's where the video ended.

     we had finally just gotten home and eren hasn't talked to me the whole car ride. we brought the bags of groceries inside and silently put them away. "hey look, i said i'm sorry." he hmps and turns away from me. cuuute! i thought. i walked over behind him and give him a nice, comforting hug. i don't even need to look at him to know he's blushing. cmon man, it's been 2 years and you still aren't used to it! "i'll make you f/f still." i smirk. there was a long pause before he answered with, "okay, you're forgiven."

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