𝐹𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 501𝑠𝑡

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A/N: Hey guys. So please don't kill me. But this is a fun chapter. It's a bunch of skit's I wrote using memes from youtube or tiktok. This is just random. It doesn't go along with the story line AT ALL. And I did alter the meme a bit so It fits. So yee. Also. To clear up confusion Ala is KitKat. It's what every one calls her and Rex along with Anakin and Cody call her Ala. Bye. ~Baby

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Pregnant Meme

Coyote or Ala was reading something. She notices Fives running towards her. "Oh. Hey Fiv-" She was cut off by him punching her in the stomach. "Ack!" She grips her stomach. Rex gasps and rests his hand on Coyote's back. He glares at Fives wanting an explanation. "Hi." He waved. "What the Kri-!?" Fives shushed her. Fives gives her the puppy dog eyes and rests his hands on her shoulders. "You, are one of my vary best friends. And I can not just stand by and watch you throw away your life like this." he cues the fake tear. "You're to young! You're to beautiful!" He looked at her with the puppy dog eyes. Coyote and Rex were vary confused. "What the kriff are you talking about?" She groaned. Fives was now confused. "Uh, I'm talking about the baby growing in your belly right now." he pointed at her belly that she was still gripping. "Imma go do my... what ever." Rex was bright red as he turned. Ala grabbed him by the collar of his blacks. "I'm not pregnant." Coyote growled. Fives smirked and put his hands on his hips. "Not after that punch you're not." He chuckles proudly. "I've been taking Muay-Thai classes." He made chopping motions with his hands, grinning at Coyote. She rubs the bridge between her eyes. "I was never pregnant." She sighed angerly. "Are you sure?" Fives tilted his head. "Yes I am kriffing sure." Coyote growled. "I'm sorry but what the KRIFF is everyone yelling about over here?" Echo growled walking over. "Oh! Well." Fives held up a positive pregnancy test. "I found this positive pregn-" Echo kneed Coyote in the stumach. "Mother Kriffer!" She shouted.

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Milk before Cereal Meme

Jesse was casually making his cereal  for his morning breakfast. Coyote, Echo, and Kix were talking about something random as they walked into the kitchen. Jesse poured the milk into a bowl as Coyote, Echo, and Kix watch in utter horror. "Did you just pour the milk first?" Coyote by asked. "Yeah is that a problem? Is this expired?" Jesse inspects the carton. "Nobody pours the milk first." Coyote hissed. "I- Is- It's just weird!" Echo looked at the bowl. Jesse looked around. "I pour the milk first." He announced. "It's flipping weird!" Kix protested. "Why are you so offended?!" He asked the group. "Because it's flipping weird!" They said in unison. "Serial killers pour the milk first!" Coyote walked over to him. Jesse grabbed a knife. "So imma kill somebody for no reason, because I poured the milk first?" He asked her. " Oh no, Jesse-" She started. "Why does this even matter to you guys?" Jesse asked angerly. "Why do you even do it that way?" Echo shouted. "So the cereal doesn't get AS soggy AS fast." Jesse explained. The three looked at him in disbelief. "What?" Kix asked. "It makes sense." Jesse started to explain again. "No. It doesn't."  Coyote said sternly. "Listen. If you pour the cereal in first and THEN the milk the cereal gets all soggy!"

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Spider meme

501st was hanging out in the mess hall talking about a recent mission, and how the droid was a spider that when you killed it more spiders came out. "I do not understand how you people are not  afraid of spiders." Coyote poked her food. "Like it has, 8 legs and like 20,000 eyes. Eh uh." She shook her head as she kept ranting quickly. "I saw a spider in my room. You think I'm gonna sleep in there? Nope no way. I'll move to Hoth. Konnichiwa." She finished her rant. The guys at the table just stared at her.

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Your turn to make breakfast meme

Coyote sat in a chair, crying. "KitKat what's wrong?" Fives rushed over. "My boyfriend said he didn't love me anymore this morning." She cry's more. "R-rex said that?" He tilted his head. Rex was casually standing in the door way. "Baby, That is not what I said." Rex groaned. Coyote stood on the chair. "What did you say then?" She shouted. "I said It was your turn to make breakfast this morning." Rex said love but annoyance in his voice. Fives looks at Coyote and groaned slightly. He stood up and walked away. "Same thing." She crossed her arms and sat back down.

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Family Game night meme

"I hAtE yOu!" Coyote shouted. "OH! well next time don't steal my monopoly!" Dogma slammed his fists on the table. "Coyote. Give Dogma your two hundred dollars. You landed on his property."  Rex said calmly. "NO! He's in JAIL I'm not gonna give money to a CRIMIANAL!" Coyote hissed. "That's not how you PLAYYYYY!" Dogma screamed. "Rex? Why is Dogma... screaming?" Tup asked. "Shut the kriff up Tup! You don't get to talk after stealing my last rail road!" Rex growled. "I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!" Dogma screamed. "ME TO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?" Rex shouted. "AhHhHhHhHh!" Coyote screamed.

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Lost something meme

Coyote starts ranting to Kix who was just doing mandatory things in the med bay. She had stolen a sucker from him so there's that. "So." She started. "I lost something today." She continued. "And Rex told me that it's because I didn't care about it enough." She growled as she ranted. "Okay but when I first joined the squadron He lost me on Tatooine. Where I was almost: KILLED by general Grievous, Got killed by an angry group of Tusken raiders and taken away by a strange Tatooninian." She listed things that happened to her. "And when 21st found me and asked where my fleet was. I had no idea!" She put the sucker in her mouth. "SO.." She looked at Kix. Who was wondering how she was still alive.

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Sleepy Head Meme

Fives snuck into Rexes room. He was recording  on a holorecorder. "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!" He shouted. He snickered. Rex groaned as he looked at Fives. "What?" KitKat groaned as she sat up. "Oh hohoho!" He laughed as he ran out.

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A/N:Hey Y'all hope you liked these. I enjoyed making them. The next part will be out soon. Chapter 8 for Mandalorian is ALMOST DONE. Bye ~Baby