Take me as I am

[17]

[17]

Dinner disaster

Brandon

"Brannnn come help me"my mom yelled from downstairs.

I threw my phone down on my bed and made my way downstairs,"what you need help with Ma?"

She turned towards me and smiled and motioned for me to have a seat.

"Okay baby I don't know how you will take my news but I want you to brace yourself"

I rolled my eyes and groaned in frustration;I wish she would get to the point.

"Well baby I've started dating again"she cheesed.

I sat up and placed my elbows on my knees "I wanna meet em"

She cleared her throat "use correct grammar bran,and you will meet him we're having dinner to night"

Correct grammar my ass,"ma what you mean tonight? You could have at least gave me an earlier heads up"

"Calm yo ass down,and tonight was his only available night and if you like you can invite tiff"

I leaned back and started to play in my curly fro,"ight Ma but just to let you know if that foo' pop off wrong I'm gone pop off"

She threw the dish rag over her shoulder and smacked her lips,"boy boo".

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"Tiff ion like him"I whispered in her ear as we all sat in the family room.

She lightly punched my arm and gave me a warning look like somebody was scared of ha lil ass.

"Stop It mark"My mom giggled as she slapped his arm.

I fake gagged and folded my arms,its some'ing bout this nigga.

"Alright guys the food is done c'mon and eat"my mom threw us a bright smile and walked off switching mad hard as that nigga followed behind her.

"Mm Ms.Patricia everything looks lovely"Tiff smiled as she sat at the table beside me.

"Thank you sweetheart brandon bless the food"

I placed my hand on tiffs thigh then grabbed marks stank ass looking hand.

"Dear Heavenly Father please do not lead me into temptation and make me whoop a nigga as- I mean butt today cause lord you know I want hesitate to put them paws on em a.k.a them holy hands,amen lets eat"

I grabbed my spoon and picked up the mash potatoes scooping some on my plate.

I looked up to see tiff and that stank ass nigga with shocked expressions and my mama with a glare.

I threw them a smile and started to eat my food as they started to plate theirs.

"So brandon what do you wanna major in?"mark asked.

I smirked and took a bite of my baked chicken,"I wanna go to school for basketball but I wanna major in business"

"That's good I always liked basketball but I wasn't very good at it"

I threw him a fake grin and looked over at my mom

"pass the salt mommy"she blew out a low breathe and passed me the salt shaker.

"Shake it like a salt shaker",I laughed at myself I'm one funny ass nigga.

"Shh"Tiff said pinching my leg,I smiled and placed my hand on her thigh and pried her legs open.

She tried to snap them shut but of course I'm stronger then her,I slid my hand under her skirt and found her hot spot and started rubbing it.

She bit her lip and gripped onto the table as she tried her best to keep in her moans.

I took it one step father and went inside her panties and rubbed her wet clit in slow circles.

Her lips parted and she let out a low grunt but covered it up by coughing.

"You alright baby"Mark asked concerned.

I looked over at him and shoot him a mug,who the hell this hoochie calling baby?

"Listen hoochie-"Tiff elbowed me hard in my side cutting me off.

"Yes sir I'm fine thanks for your concern"

Pissed was the only word that describes how up set I was as of now,i'ma beat his ass before the night is ova.

"Gimmie kiss"I whispered in tiff's ear.

"Bran no,dry off the plates my feet are starting to hurt in these heels"she complained as she washed some cups.

"Who you trying to impress anyway with those heels on?"

" I was trying to impress you but you haven't complemented me all night"she pouted

Leaning down I kissed her chubby cheek,"tiff baby I did notice,you had my solider standing up since I seen you girl"

She awed and kissed my lips multiple times,"bran baby".

"Bran baby my ass having to keep Ya dick under control while in the same room as Ya mama is hard to do"I smacked.

"I'll make it up to you in due time baby I promise"she whispered against my lips.

Even though I knew her little ass was lying I nodded my head going along with her.

"It was nice meeting you brandon"mark held out his hand towards me.

"Dang hoochie why yo nails so long,nigga that's gay"I said in my best Riley from the boondocks voice.

"Brandon"my mom glared.

"Excuse me for my rudeness it was pleasure to meet you also mr.mark come back in a about eight months when I get the hell up outta here"I smiled.

He gave a disappointment smile and nodded,"have a good night to you all".

My mom closed the door after sending that stank hoochie off,"brandon do not talk to me"she rolled her eyes and stopped away,ugh parents.

"Bran that was extremely rude"tiff said with her hands on her hips,damn my lil hoochie sexy.

"Gimmie kiss boo"I puckered up my lips.

"Nah uh not until you apologize to your mother"

I groaned,well guess I want be getting kisses no time soon.

***

Something short,but drama will be in the next chapter and guess who's causing it...I ain't telling ya.

Kisses to you all.