𝙋 𝙧 𝙞 𝙣 𝙘 𝙚 𝙨 𝙨// Technoblade X reader

Round II

-2:46 pm-
(technos pov)

'We're already on the second round. I can't believe Phil actually did this. I'm so awkward and i hate it here'

"HELLO LADDIES"

Austin: "ELLO ELLO"

____: "Austin please calm yourself"

Techno: "austin why is the child here"

Tommy: "TECHNO TECHNO I GET ALL THE LADIES IM HERE TO HELP YOU"

Y/N: "...oh god no"

Tommy: "Y/N, Y/N PLEASE IM SORRY COME BACK. TECHNO NEEDS SOMEONE THATS ACTUALLY INTERESTING"

Penolope: "wait so none of us are interesting"

Tommy: "yeah pretty much"

Austin: "OKAY TOMMY-"

Tommy: "sorry ladies i have a question for you all"

Austin: "go ahead child"

Tommy: "OKAY LADIES, techno here is a busy man. Can't mess with the grind, if he's busy and you want attention what do you do..."

Minx: "i'd fucking leave his ass i need attention"

_____: "well if he needs his money i get it. I'll be busy too so we probably will both be busy."

Tommy: "so no time together?"

_____: "no this will be a buisness relationship"

Austin: "_____ thats not how it works-"

_____: "to me it is now shut up"

Penolope: "i'd probably not bother him, but if he ignores me i will be needy."

Lucy: "im with minx"

-timeskip and all the other girls share till its y/n's turn-

'i wanna see what y/n says they seems like the only reasonable person here'

Y/n: "well i understand the grind and the clout, but we all know techno only posts every two months-"

Tommy: TRUEEE

_____: TRUEEEE

Techno: WILL?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS-

Wilbur: WELL I MEAN WHEN DID YOU LAST POST TECHNO

Techno: ....Austin i dont wanna partake in this anymore

I hear y/n laugh

'cute'

Austin: "ANYWAYS TECHNO DM ME"

Techno: "right"

'i wanna eliminate them all'

Austin: "okay so the bottom three are, Penelope, ____, and ____"

Austin: "please defend yourselves"

Penolope: "well I'm pretty patient and try to be as nice as possible. I think in the event that you kill kids i'd help them"

____: "i mean i don't have a lot of clout, but i have some lighters"

____: "i don't understand why im here again but, i can fucking commit arson just for you."

Tommy: "YOUR A BITCH WOMAN"

Y/N: "TOMMY-"

Austin: "OKAY TOMMY LETS JUST-"

Techno: "can i eliminate more than one?"

Austin: "techno-"

Techno: "i'll dm you then"

-time skip-

Austin: "The person getting eliminated is... ____!
Techno please explain yourself"

Techno: "well my friend didnt like them and my partner can't hate my friends."

____: HUHHH GOODBYE I CHOSE HOST ANYWAYS FOLLOW ME AT _____

And just like that she left.

Austin: okay ladies lets move on

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A/n: ily<3
Go eat
Go drink water
Go sleep
And no monsters dont count<3