-3:34 pm-
(your pov)'i didn't think i'd get this far, but i'm doing pretty good i think. honestly might have a panic attack, but do it for the clout.'
Austin: "Well ladies it's a new round and apparently tommy here has some questions."
Tommy: "YES YES LADIES WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF A LADY WAS HITTING ON TECHNOBLADE"
Austin: "y/n why don't you answer first.."
'fucking austin i swear'
Y/n: "well, i don't think that i would particularly start killing her. although that'd be fun, but i would trust techno and i'm pretty sure he would probably just not do anything so as a partner who can trust, i would leave that to him."
i smile at the camera while my leg was shaking
'fucking hell'
Tommy: "KILL THE WOMAN Y/N KILL 'EM!"
i laugh and shake my head
Minx: "I AGREE WITH TOMMY I WOULD KILL 'EM"
_____: "i wouldn't care, i'll be smoking weed."
Lucy: "probably pull techno away."
___: "as y/n said, i would trust him."
___: "kill that bitch love"
___: "ignore it then talk to techno after."
Austin: "good responses but if you're killing her, it's in a game"
"i wish it wasn't"
i whisperi hear technoblade chuckle and i immediately start to get embarrassed
techno: "don't worry y/n i'll help hide the body"
tommy: "will is this flerting.."
Wilbur: "probably"
Minx: "y/n you're so fucking hot"
i laugh
Y/n: "you look hotter love"
Wilbur: "FUCKING HELL MINX THATS TECHNOS LOVE"
Minx: "go on my loh next y/n"
Y/n: "we'll see"
Techno: "betrayal.."
Y/n: "glad to betray you"
i say in a mocking toneTechno: "are you mocking me-?
Y/n: "of course i am mr blade"
you say innocently smiling at your camerai hear techno chuckle
Lucy: "enough flirting please i feel lonely"
Tommy: "FUCKING HELL MATE YOU RUINED IT"
Lucy: "sorry mate"
Wilbur: "shut up LuCy i hope you get eliminated"
Austin: "OKAY OKAY TECHNO DM ME"
-a couple minutes later-Austin: "the bottom three are ___, _____, and Minx, please defend yourselves ladies."
___: "i tried man, but i'm here again... i don't have a defense"
Tommy: "fucking pūssy man"
___: "yeah i really am man"
she makes a sad face at the cameraMinx: "unlike that pussy i have something to offer i can fucking dance and i know georgenotfound"
_____: "we're simply here for business."
Techno: "any chance i eliminated them all?"
Austin: "no techno, nope."
Techno: "right.."
-a couple minutes later-
Austin: THE PERSON BEING ELIMINATED IS...
___!"
Techno: "simple answer is that she had nothing to fight for"
___: "thank you for having me Austin follow me @___"
Tommy: "techno we have a guest.."
____: "my son, why is _____ still here mate."
Techno: "sorry dadza but i can't eliminate more than one at a time.."
Austin: "ALRIGHT THERE WILL BE AN AD BREAK SUB TO SKIP IT!!"
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𝙋 𝙧 𝙞 𝙣 𝙘 𝙚 𝙨 𝙨// Technoblade X reader
FanfictionA story where you're in techno blade's love or host. win or lose? love or host? -this is will be all romantic and sHiT so bare with me- Warning: mature language COMPLETE :D