𝙋 𝙧 𝙞 𝙣 𝙘 𝙚 𝙨 𝙨// Technoblade X reader

Round 5

-3:52 pm-
(Surprise wilburs pov 😳)

'i already know y/n's gonna win. i mean look at the boy. he definitely only has interest in them. poor guy gotta suffer 5 more hours.'
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Austin: "alright ladies and gents welcome mr. philza"

'oh this is gonna be good'

Phil: "hiya!"

Austin: "okay do you have any questions?"

Phil: "okay so some of you might know that me and techno here are best buds. i don't expect anyone to hurt him, but if you were to break up with him, what would you say..?"

Techno chuckles

Wilbur: "oh this is gonna be fun"

_____: "well this is a business relationship, so i would simply tell him that he isn't doing enough and he is loosing views."

Tommy: "harsh."

Wilbur: "vouch"

Minx: "_____ is a fucking arse, but i would say, look techno. you and me are just not working out. then walk away.."

Phil: "more mature than expected"

Minx: "wtf am i gonna do, stab him?"

we all laugh

Tommy: "Lucy what would you do"

Lucy: "well i would get his favorite things and then tell him then leave."

____: "i'm with lucy"

____: "funny enough, we should kill him...."

Techno: "i don't die"

y/n: "haha techno blade never dies"
y/n says bluntly making me laugh

____: "y/n you know what that means?"

y/n: "who wouldn't.. you're on a dating show with an immortal."

phil: "y/n is an interesting character"

techno: "she knows..."

Tommy: "course she does, fucking si- never mind austin might get banned"

Y/n: "you child shut up"

Tommy: "cHilD"
he says mocking you

'she's better than we thought now to see if she's just like them..'

Wilbur: "so how would you break up with our dear techno"

Y/n: "that's simple, just don't-"

Tommy: "PAHAAHAHAHAHA"

Phil: "THE ONLY REAL ONE"

Y/n: "OR we could end the world."

Techno: "fun"

Wilbur: "fucking psychos"

tommy was still laughing and very loudly

Austin: "well now that we finished answering, techno you know what's next"

Techno: "yep"

-time skip-

Austin: "okay the bottom three are ___, Lucy, and _____. defend yourselves."

___: "well i mean i have lighters, we can uh try to commit arson?"

Tommy: "didn't land ___"

____: "i'm aware dickhead"

Tommy: "EXCUSE ME WOMAN BUT-"

Y/n: "tommy calm down before your mum walks in"

Wilbur: "mUuUuM"

Tommy: "..."

Y/n: "your welcome."

Lucy: "well i think everyone here has a disadvantage to y/n, but i'm still gonna try, plus we can torture the orphans."

Philza: "didn't land"

Wilbur: "PAHSHAHHSHA YOU GUYS ARE DICKS"

Tommy: "ABBSHAHAHHS"

Phil: -giggles- (why is phil always giggling)

Techno: "sorry austin"

Austin: "it's ok i'll get clout so"

techno: "AYYYY THE CLOUT"

-we all laughed-

'even the contestants know.. kinda depressing'

-after they all stood up for themselves-

Austin: "THE PERSON, BEING ELIMINATED IS,

_____."

Techno: "she seems like she wants my money."

Austin: "well techno i hate to say it but, you're right, she chose host."

_____: "thanks for keeping me here for this long farewell follow me @______"

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goodnight simps

Go sleep and drink some water

Ily<3