𝙋 𝙧 𝙞 𝙣 𝙘 𝙚 𝙨 𝙨// Technoblade X reader

the plan

-flashback to when phil, wilbur, and tommy asked you to come along-
(your pov)

i was playing a game of bedwars when i heard someone text me

-ding-

surprising techno is a go
-y/n was added to the group-

philza
hello y/n

Tommy
Y/NNNNN

Will
OOOOOO

y/n
hello
Philza
if you can't tell by the name, we are surprising techno

y/n
how? are we mailing christmas presents

Wilbur
yes, but instead your the surprise

y/n
YOURE GONNA MAIL ME?

Tommy
LMFAOOOO WE SHOULD

Y/n
BITCH

Wilbur
no dumbass 🙄

Phil
oh no the girls are fighting

Y/n
BABBAHAHAHHA

Phil
anyways, we're all flying out to new york for christmas, but techno doesn't know that you're going

Y/n
OH? YAYYY
oh my god i'll be able to see tommy after like MONTHS

Tommy
IKR YOU MUST PREPARE

Y/n
oh yes, hold on techno is calling bye losers

Wilbur
YOU SIMPPPP

Y/n
yeah<3 i'll distract him by streaming with him, you guys better be fucking ready

Wilbur
ok jesus

Y/n
also when are we going?

Tommy
we're staying for two weeks we go a week before christmas and then we stay for the week of Christmas then we leave

Y/n
alrighty i'll pay for my ticket
when are you guys arriving?

Wilbur
pretty sure we're all pretty much arriving on the 13, but some might arrive on the 14th

Y/n
alr alr, cyaaaaa

-end of flash back-

me and techno were playing minecraft survival on stream

y/n: "AHHHH ITS A FUCKING SILVER FISH GROUP IM GOING TO DIE"
i scream being attacked

techno: "i will be your saviorrrr"
he says laughing

he ran to me, but i still ended up dying

he was laughing
techno: "HOW DID YOU- YOU DIE-"
he says between laughs

i stay silent
y/n: "you weren't my savior"

techno: "oh no my princessss"
he says sarcastically

we both laugh

Chat:
PRINCESS?!
POG
LOLLL
LMAOOOO
SIMPPPP
SIMP
DEFFO FLERTING
POGG