angry alcoholic Australian penguin 🌟👏

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I'm hungry.  Buuttttt I don't wanna make anything. Hmmm you know what I might regret this but I'm gonna go raid the kitchen, who cared if we have no food for when I open tomorrow.

Dylan got out of his chair and walked to the kitchen.  He opened the door to the kitchen...  There was a fire on the floor.  candy and Cindy were holding blue the only sane person over it chanting
"EAT THE BIRD! EAT THE BIRD!"

"What are you doInG!?"
"Ahhummm hii boss man..." Cindy replyed signaling to candy to put down blue.
Blue then ran up to dylan and hid behind his legs.
" I thought I would become a penguin wings on the menu ..."

(If you don't watch the series then you don't understand that reference lmao)

"Yea well I would of let them finish If you were purple or red not gonna lie"
"Good day mate little rude if I do say so myself..". A angry Australian voice echoed throughout the room.

Dylan turned around to see an angry red with a knife.  DeAr swEet baby Jesus where did the alcoholic Australian penguin find a knife..?!?

And with that dylan was chased around the restaurant by an angry Australian alcoholic penguin only to be stopped by a metal Michelin Man.

215 words poggg.

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