Rosy's Crazy Night

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At Scourge's house at 3:12 am Scourge was asleep in his bed.

He heard his ringtone from his cellphone.

He growled in anger.

"Stupid phone." he said.

He threw it on the floor.

He went back to sleep.

But his phone was ringing again.

"Grrrr!" he growled.

He picked up his cellphone and answered it.

"Hello."

"Eeeeee!" Rosy screamed.

"Ow my ears!" Scourge said.

"Finally you picked up I would like one large of pepperoni pizza and some."

*Burp*

"Eww disgusting."

"Excuse me I had 12 strawberry kiwi vodka shots."

"Rosy is that you." Scourge asked.

"How do you know my name pizza hut?"

"Look I'm sorry if you guys don't remember me for tap dancing party rock anthem with gumball machine getting naked and I might accidently urinated in this salad bar."

"I had few wine coolers that night."

"What?" Scourge yelled.

"What the heck what are you intoxicated Rosy!"

"Like I said I had 12 strawberry kiwi vodka shots."

"By the way this isn't pizza hut it's Scourge The Hedgehog."

"Ooh how is it going Sonic."

"It's Scourge oh whatever."

"So can I come over Scourgey."

"It's 3:15 in the freaking morning Rosy."

"Besides no one likes a drunk hedgehog."

"Hey Scourgey guess what?"

"I'm right behind you."

Scourge turned around and screamed like a little girl.

"AHHHHHH!"

"How did you get here?"

"So can I sleepover huh."

"Why?" Scourge cried.

"Because I forgot where I live and your my boyfriend."

"What I would never date a crazy hedgehog like you."

"By the way will you shut up you're going to wake everyone up in the house."

"Can I stay huh I can stay please."

"Yeah only if you remain calm."

"I'm to party hard core."

"No no no!" 

She started partying hard.

"I feel like I'm in the movie risky business."

"Well you're gonna like you're in the movie evil's dead if you don't get your butt in bed."

"Hey Scourgey."

"What is it Rosy?"

She give him a slap to the face.

"Ow!" he yelled.

She giggled.

"Grr!"

"Scourge I don't feel so good."

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