Six Days of War

Day 1: The fuck did you say?

Bakugou’s day has been hell. All day both Kaminari and Sero have been making shitty comments about his height, he was ready to kill them both.

As soon as Bakugou was able to get away from the two of them, two other people, Kirishima and Midoriya began to annoy him.

“Hey Blasty,” Kirishima says as he walks into the room with a smile on his face. Midoriya follows close behind him with a smile of his own on his face.

Bakugou frowns as he hears the both of them walk into the room.

“Kaachan!” Midoriya shouts with a smile on his face as soon as he sees Bakugou sitting on the couch.

Bakugou glares over at the two boys. “I am in no mood for you two losers.”

“Oh come on,” Midoriya whines as he takes a seat next to Bakugou.

The couch dips a little as Midoriya takes a seat. Bakugou almost loses his shit but he holds it back.

“What happened?” Kirishima asks confused as to why Bakugou was sitting on the couch with his arms crossed, not to mention the blonde's bottom lip slightly poked out more than normal.

“Nothing,” Bakugou growls while glaring at both boys. He does not want to even talk to either Kirishima or Midoriya.

“It was something, you’re pouting,” Kirishima says with a sigh. A pouting Bakugou was never good. It always meant he was either in a bad mood or someone was going to die.

Bakugou glares hard at Kirishima. “I don’t pout.” Pouting sounded extremely weak in Bakugou's head.

“Yes you do,” Kirishima says with a laugh. It was true, Bakugou pouted daily over little things. Things that weren't even that big of a deal

No one ever pointed this out unless it was either Kirishima or Mina. The two brave ones that didn't care if Bakugou threatened them with knives or his own quirk.

“No I don’t,” Bakugou growls out angrily. He seriously didn't want to deal with Kirishima or Midoriya today. Both boys always seemed to piss the blonde off no matter what they did.

Talk.

Laugh.

Breath.

No matter what it was, it always pissed Bakugou off to the fullest.

It was kind of impressive how they could piss the blonde off without doing anything.

Midoriya looked back and forth at Kirishima and Bakugou as they fought. He definitely didn't want to be the one that Bakugou was angry at.

For the first time in years Midoriya could stand in the same room without being yelled at by Bakugou. Don't get him wrong, getting yelled at by Bakugou was the highlight of his day.

“You do,” Kirishima says with a proud grin on his face. He is having more than enough fun pissing Bakugou off.

“I do fucking not!"

-

All Bakugou wanted was peace and quiet but of course Kaminari just had to ruin it. That blonde son of a bitch just had to show up when Bakugou, for once, was just chilling on the couch doing his own thing.

Bakugou enjoyed watching documentaries. Sure it was a boring thing sometimes but he honestly just liked to learn about new things. The thing was, people often laughed when they found out Bakugou watched documentaries.

So Bakugou made sure that when he was watching Documentaries no one was around. Somehow Kaminari was around.

“Bro!” Kaminari says with a grin and he sits right next to Bakugou on the wide couch. Bakugou frowns and tries to make room between them only to have Kaminari move closer to him whenever he moves away.

“Go away!” Bakugou suddenly shouts. He's so done with Kaminari being a little shit.

And of course, Kaminari has to bring up something that Bakugou hates so much.

“I never realized how short you are!” Kaminari points out with a smile. Of course he just had to say that.

Bakugou feels a vein pulse in his forehead. “Die!” Bakugou screams in anger.

Kaminari grins. He knew just the thing to say to piss off Bakugou. “Oh come on Bakubro, It's okay to be the size of a stuffed bear!” he says while grinning over at Bakugou who looked like he was just about ready to kill him.

“Get the fuck out of this room before I blast that smile off your face!” Bakugou shouts while standing up from the couch. His hands smoke and crackle slightly.

Kaminari is known for setting off Bakugou the quickest. It's his hidden talent. Sero always cheers him on.

“Kaachan!” Kaminari shouts, smiling. Bakugou hates when anyone other than Midoriya calls him that.

That's Midoriya's nickname that he calls Bakugou, no one else's.

“Holy fuck,” Bakugou mumbles angrily.

“You’re really short Kaachan."

Later that night a few students find Kaminari shoved inside of a closet.

Everyone knows who the culprit is.