Just a quick note:
-I own none of these characters, im just insane and like making them do gay stuff.
-I have no awareness to spell checker/grammar so probably neither of these will be correct in my writing.
-This is a quick draft i wrote for my friend's Amber and Joanna, who have slightly a much bigger chance in becoming decent human beings than i do, i hate it; so i will try to ruin their brains by turning the whole cast of Merlin homosexual....
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Fifty Shades of Gwaine:
Shade 1: Loyal Knight-
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The sound of hooves trampling through the undergrowth echoed throughout the forest. It had not been long since Arthur had gone missing and already they were close to rescuing him.
Since Camelot had lost one of its most loyal knights - Mordred (although he can't have been that loyal otherwise he wouldn't have betrayed Merlin; Silly Mordred - i will be after you!) Arthur had began contemplating wether the respect and loyalty of any of his knights were true. On a quest for answers, the foolish king went searching for Mordred; only to find him plotting against Camelot alongside Morgana (we forgive him though, just because he's so damn cute! He's like a Minature pig... your not really sure if you want to trust him, because he's got a bad reputation but, you just cant ignore his adorable big eyes and snout! - I'm getting seriously off track here...)
As soon as the knights of Camelot heard of Arthur's whereabout's: Gwaine, Percival and Leon lead the rest of the knights (and Merlin) on a mission to save their beloved king.
As they approached the mouth of morgana's doom fortress, they soon realised they were not going to be able to get in without blood being spilt. They'd decided; Sir Percival and his giant tree trunk arms were going to go in first..
As soon as Percival breeched the gates of the castle, it kicked off a very long slow motion battle. (Basically, the good guys beat the shit out of the bad guys - as usual. Gwaine had his top off - as usual; were not complaining. And Merlin used his magic to save everyone - as usual).
Sir Leon looked up at the turrets to see Morgana stood still; a mischevious grin on her face. The knights all raced across the courtyard and into the castle; looks of determination, loyalty and general badasssness on their faces.
They entered a room, the ceiling nearly as tall as Percival... It was pitch black; so dark the knights couldn't even see eachother. They heard a door slam, and then silence.
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Sir Percival scoped the darkness, trying to distinguish any shapes or figures. He tripped as he wandered further into the middle of the room; landing with a hard thump. Slowly sitting up he began to feel the earth vibrate beneath his titanium back-side.
"Uh-oh"
Twelve torches placed around the room lit without any assistance. Roaring, there glow revealed a large stone square that stretched 20ft into the air; at the heart of it King Arthur.
The young King hung naked in the center of the square; his wrists and ankles handcuffed. He was silent, still, and had burried his neck in his chest far enough so that the knights could not see his face.
"Arthur?" Sir Leon questioned, as him and the others looked on in shock.
Percival edged towards the lifeless body that hung from the stone; his height and large head sheilding the sight of Arthur's manhood from the rest of the knights... (shame!). Percival examined the scar's on Arthur's body; red stripes covering his trembling flesh.
"err... Percival!" Gwaine warned, staring back towards the open door.
Stood in its giant frame was Mordred. Eyes rything with envy and fist gripped tightly around sword, he began slowly striding towards the troop of knights. Stopping dead infront of Percival, He dropped his sword.
"I dont even need this" Mordred smirked.
Percival glanced behind him at Arthur before looking to the rest of the knights for reassurance.
Leon nodded. Gwaine nodded. Percival nodded ;and then pulled his sword from it's caseing and thrust it through Mordred's stomach, leaving him sprawled across the floor in a pool of blood. (Nooooooooooooooooo!)
The knights stood looking at eachother for a moment before rushing to undo Arthur's cuffs. Percival rested Arthur on one of his humungous shoulders. Sir Leon was stunned by the lack of guards in the castle, but when Gwaine reminded him of Morgana's lack of friends he did not question it.
Arthur; still laid over Percival's shoulder; was becoming more active, and suddenly aware of where he was and how little clothes he had on, he jolted.
"Wha..What's going on!" Arthur screamed
"Sire!" Percival pleaded, covering arthur in his cloak.
Arthur, still dazed, let Percival lift him onto the back of his horse. Quickly fixing the saddle, Percival leapt onto the horse and followed his fellow knights back through the forest; hopefully they'd reach Camelot by nightfall.
