...A DECADE AGO...
Alastor: Your majesty, I believe He's lying!
The Goat King: Brother, Hear me out! You know me from the darkest part of your mind, I would never overthrow you! You know it and I know it! Alastor is trying to play with us!
???: ENUFF!!!
The Goat King: .....
Alastor: Oh Dear.
???: I heard...Enuff, whether you tried or not, I can't risk having a rebellion and in order to give my offspring a chance to rule this land, I have no other choice.
The Goat King: My King, Hear yourself! Your letting this mortal soul feed your already inormus ego! You can't-
???: O'rth'k, You are here by relieved and Striped of your General rank! And if you ever decide to return to my place, You will die....
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...In PRESENT DAY...
O'rth'k wakes up in a doozy state, looking around in his blurry vision. Expecting he was dead, thinking he was in some other after life. But in reality, he was still alive. He realizes his arm were hanging from Chains, rusty old ones that we're giving him rashies under his wrists. He then hears as somone was opening a door, as the person got closer to him, the man spoke in a familiar tone.
Mark: Rise and Shine you big old peace of sh#t.
The Goat King: Were....Am I..?
Mark: Oh your dead, I'm your guide to the next afterlife.
The Goat King: What?
Mark: Kidding, your still alive old man, were inside my "la douceur du foyer" translation from French: "Home sweet home".
The Goat King: Argh!
Mark: Easy on the shoulder, It's still healing, be lucky The bullet didn't hit your head.
The Goat King: You should've killed me, If Alastor finds out you let me live he's going too-
Mark: Alastor won't know, and if I killed you, I lose my only lead to knowing the truth.
The Goat King: The truth?
Mark: You know what I'm perfering too.
The Goat King: The truth about Alastor? Boy, you wouldn't even begin to comprehend what he was.
Mark: I know he's a mortal soul obviously a cannibal, And for years, nobody knew when or how he gained his power's overnight...except you...you are the only one in hell's history too get close to Alastor and live too tell the tale.
The Goat King: I would rather forget, Those ways of gaining power is best left in mystery!
Mark: So you do know How he got them.
The Goat King: His Origins are best to not be told, you would know to much, and he wouldn't let that happen, he wants to keep the secret of his power's well.. a secret.Telling you will be asking for a Suicide wish.
Mark: You think I care!?! I had been working for that peace of sh#t for two years! Two years he had been pulling my strings, he knows more about me then I know about him, using my past as an excuse to make me obey. I just want to use the same thing he did to me! JUST FOR ONCE!! Know his weaknesses!
The Goat King: ...., if I tell you...you promise me...that if you-
Mark: I'm not in the mood to make promises I can't keep.
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HumorThe two bros end up in hell,and don't have memory in how they got there. Now the bros have to discover how they came here in the first place and meet new friends and enemies on the way.