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Herc: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW *slides down bannister*
Laf: 0-0 *moves out of the way* YAY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Jefferson: you guys are crazy
Laf: Thanks
Peggy: *wearing a santa hat* Lighten up, Jeffery. It's almost Christmas. (i am aware that the schuylers were possibly Muslim with the line: Laughing at my sister cuz she wants to form a harem but i couldnt find any proof of it when i went google searching for 45 minutes plus some others prolly didnt celebrate christmas either BUT we're gonna pretend that everyone definitely 100% celebrates Christmas)
Madison(Jemmy): (im debating over whether to change it or not) I wonder what I'm going to get.
Aaron: Me too
Alex: Probably nothing, because--
Angelica: *death glares Alex*
Alex: *stops mid-sentence*
Aaron: Well that was weird *doesnt realize angie death glared him*
Washington: *runs in* EVERYONE EVACUATE!!
Peggy: Why?
John: We'll explain outside!!
Eliza: Ok?
*Everyone evacuates to see the house in flames*
Aaron: I see... I say next year we DON'T trust John and Washington with the cooking.
Angelica: Yeah no sh*t....... Sorry.
Laf: *eyes Angelica suspiciously*
Angelica: What are you looking at?!
Laf: *averts eyes* Nothing!!
*Santa POV*
Elf1: Santa, this group of kids asked for a bunch of expensive stuff!
Elf2: I'm afraid we don't have enough money!
Santa: ....Get the bag.
Elf1: No!
Elf2: You aren't....
Santa: I'm gonna have to rob a bank.
*Adopted Squad™️ POV*
Madison: (i didnt change it) Okay, so who asked for a PS5? -.-
Jefferson, Alex, John, Laf, Herc, Peggy: *raises hand*
Madison: *sighs* Guys, we don't need six (dont Six Fandom) PS5s!
Alex: EWWWW I CAN'T SHARE WITH HIM!! *points at Jefferson*
Madison: I- fine then we'll get two.
Peggy: I can't share with any of them! They're all nasty, dirty pigs!
Eliza: PEGGY!! 0-0
Alex: *sarcastic, angrily* Why, thank you.
John: What did I do?!
Peggy: Minus John. (no this is not a Jeggy thing)
Madison: Okay... 6 PS5s then. Okay who asked for To.... *blushes*
Jefferson: *jumps up and runs over to look at the list* What?!
Madison: 0-0 NOTHING *folds list in half quickly*
Alex: *runs over as well* Yeah what what?!
Madison: IT'S NOTHING!!! OKAY?!?
Everyone:
Madison: I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell.
Angelica: *whispers to Washington* I think something's wrong with him.
Washington: *whispers to Angelica* *smirks* Yeah... he likes Thomas and I'm willing to bet $1,000,000 that the list said 'Thomas' or 'Tommy'.
Laf: Are you alright? Do you need to go to a doctor?
Madison: I'm fine. I just snapped, that's all. It's no big deal...
Herc: No big deal?! This NEVER happens! Are you sure you're okay?
Madison: I'm fine! (when you say you are fine but you are really not fine--)
*Jefferson and Alex sit back down*
Madison: Next on the list! A, uh... iPhone 13?
Washington: THERE ISN'T EVEN A 13 YET!
Everyone except Washington and Madison: sure there isn't...
Washington: It doesn't even come out until 2021 or 2022!
Madison: Then we'll skip it? iPhone 12 is next. .-.
Angelica, Alex: Me
Madison: And then there's candy-- wait that's already listed as everybody. Okay that's all we're gonna do. *throws list in trash can*
*Everyone goes their separate ways*
*Santa POV*
Santa: *climbs down a rope from the roof into the bank before stealthily breaking into the place and stealing all the money from every vault*
Police Guard: WHO'S THERE?! *lights turn on*
Santa: Oh no.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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