Pussy Grabber

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President Trump stands behind bulletproof glass at a navy-blue podium that's adorned with the Presidential Seal. Rain drizzles lightly on the throngs of attendees who are packed on the lawn of the Lincoln memorial. Trump's thick red tie contrasts with his fake orange face. A smug grin crosses his countenance. This is his moment of triumph. After weeks of ridicule in the media, and push back from both sides of the aisle, he's managed to pull off one of the greatest shows of military force that the world has ever seen. An hour ago, a parade of tanks and soldiers marched through the white city— it was reminiscent of The Red Square in the '80s. He looks out over the crowd.

They said it was too expensive— that it wasn't worth the cost. But what do they know? We're the largest economy— if we run out of money, we will just print more— the rest of the world has no choice but to follow us. They can't afford to let the dollar fail— not even the Chinese. They proved that in 2009. He knows something that the rest of the career bureaucrats seem to have forgotten— You have to spend money to make money, and he's dealing in the currency of power. You can't put a price on; don't fuck with me. I'm unstoppable— that's what Zelensky needs to remember. We'll see how he feels once his aide is pulled, and he's staring down the barrel of Putin's army. The crowd loves him. I'm going to get reelected in a landslide. Look at these fucking jet fighters and tanks— If he didn't suffer from erectile dysfunction, he'd be so hard right now. This is what it feels like to be the most powerful man in the world. He's used to getting what he wants. When he sees something that he likes, he grabs it by the pussy. He learned that from Epstein and Roger Stone. But more importantly, he learned how to get away with it— deny everything and go on the attack— blame the victim. Those guys are fucking legends— too bad they've gotten such a bad rap. If he could reach that high, Trump would stick his hand up Lady Liberty's skirt and slide a couple fingers into her. Only time will tell if the old stalwart can hold off his advances— it's hard to keep your torch held high when someone is constantly trying to molest you.



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