HEAD CANNONS!

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how they would act with a chubby partner

ted nivison/ milk man/ cram salesman

- congratulations your ass has now turned into bongos

- lets you sit on his lap

- kinda turns him on

- "If I sit on your face you would suffocate babe." "WELL THEN MAYBE ITS MY TIME TO GO."

-loves your thighs

-maybe too much 

-you have hickies on your thighs from this man

- buys you booty shorts

slimecicle/ charlie/ slmccl/ bottom bitch

- holy shit someone get this man a tissue because he DROOLS over you 

- loves the chub

- burries his face into your squishiness

-stares at you constantly 

- you cannot leave your ass unprotected from this demon

- SLAP SLAP SLAP

- "EAT MY PUSSY LIKE ITS LUNCH" "WHEN AND WHERE-"

- well I mean he does it

- so

- wants you ontop of him at all times

-well not in that way 

- well yes in that way 

-but

-you know what I mean

traves/ travis/ baby/ UwU

- you're basically always in his arms

-his hoodies fit you perfectly

- "omg y/n im gonna throw you!!" "you wouldn't even be able to pick me up!" "wanna bet!"

- you bake together

-CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES

- kisses on da tummy 

- secretly loves seeing you in fishnets

- but he would never tell you that 

- likes it when you call him shawty

- but again would never tell you that

cscoop/ cooper/ sk8r boy

- horny horny horny horny

- "FUCK ME IN THE ASS-" "I mean I have a strap on" "wait deadass?"

- makes a honking sound when he squeezes your boobiez

- when you get stoned together you both get the munchies

- likes seeing your ass jiggle

-lowkey watches you walk just for that reason

- very overprotective

-gets kinda jealous

- "how did I get so lucky?"

hugbox/noah/nic addic/ dream stan killer

(im a dream stan pls don't b mad)

- you can't really wear his hoodies but he steals yours

- SUBBBBB BOOYYYY

-pokes you alot

- "you are a god" "okay now get on your knees and pray to me-" "YES SIR/MA'AM/MASTER"

- you peg him

- he's the big spoon somehow

-again prefers a bigger partner

-the bigger the person the more of them there is to love

-sits on you

-wants you to sit on him

- but you don't want to kill him

Jschlatt/schlatt/schlagg/schlart/jebediah

- oh god

- "THATS MY BITCH HAHA." "schlatt pls-"

-is lowkey kinda soft sometimes

- "my squishy baybeeeee~ what are you- YOU DID NOT JUST RECORD ME"

- lays between your thighs all the time

- calls you tubby 

- sometimes you get mad at the name

- he feels bad

- cries

- when he gets drunk he tells you he loves you

- denies ever saying it

- does love you tho




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