✨Jelloman Oneshots✨

The Internet has ruined me.

SOOOOOOOO.... 

basically, i was listening to wilbur's song, and thinking about jelloman, and i kinda vibe with it. 

i kinda rewrote the lyrics, to fit jelly and josh, ya know? (plus i had to make the song gay XD)

enjoy (explanations will be in the comments if needed)

[Verse 1: Josh]
My keyboard's like my heart
It shines in RGB and it's full of blood
I don't know what is wrong with me
But I'm scared, pissed off and lonely

I have trouble speaking to him 

Unless he's 2d or high definition 

Spend all my time on social media

This is the state that I'm in

[Verse 2: still Josh]
Twitter feed's like my brain 

'Cause I have it on dark mode

Memorize everything he says
So I can use it to guess his passcode

He's beauty, he's grace

He has a profile picture of his gorgeous face

To try and get more sponsors
To try and get more sponsors

[Chorus: still Josh lol]
But why don't you care?
I have spent the past ten years of my life
Making you prepared
You're political enough but not contrary
Sexual enough but not enough to scare me
Give me a reason not to be on my knees
The internet has ruined me.
Hmm-mmm

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do (you get it lol)

[Verse 3: Jelly]

Look, I know I must sound insane

But that's part of the package

If he can't handle me at my worst

He don't deserve my mental baggage

I know you want six foot four
But one foot more and I'd almost be tall enough
To reach the high shelf, be your incel

I think I might be a threat to myself

A threat to myself

[Chorus: Jelly]

But why does he run?

When I'm monthly giving him 50% of my income


It feels like my ideas of affection
Are based around artificial perfection
I just want to appease
The internet has ruined me

[Outro: Jelly & Josh]

I want to sleep on call together

I want to sleep on call together

I want to sleep on call together

I want to sleep on call together

I want to sleep on call together

I want to sleep on call together

I want to sleep on call together

 I wanna sleep.

A/N 

well i hope you guys liked it lol. any oneshot ideas? put em in the comments below!! 

Have a great day my duckiessss :D