Thomas the Tank Engine x Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy.

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

'My Little Bussy Queef..' A Trump X Biden Love Story

As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever. Will Trump manage to get his revenge? Or will something more... Romantic happen?.. Read this book to find out! -_S...

The thug life of Hoothoot (a crack fic)

Completed!!! And it's really short It all started when a random girl started complementing a star in the sky (aka singing twinkle twinkle little star) and then hoothoot looked up at the sky and fell in love with it --------------- *in Felix's voice* Everyone I don't know what I'm doing But anyways enjoy

Y/N AND THE BAD BOY ,, y/n slander

... y/n slander ' started...# 01 20.2022 ended...# 06.22.2022 credits...# shiinythiings #1 in satire (01.27.2023) 10K reads (03.10.2023) #1 in satire again (04.20.2023) 20K reads (05. 19. 2023) 25K reads (06. 21. 2023) 35K reads (10.13.2023) 40K reads (10.26.2023) 50K reads (02.14.2024) #1 in satire again (5.24.2024) ...

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐙ˢᵉᵠᵘᵉˡ

(Written 2021) CONTINUATION FROM BOOK 1 : A Chandelitz Story(Fitz x Chandelier) Enjoy! This book is about their life after the wedding, Evergreen Vacker and more! Read the first book first for better understanding and more laughter!

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐙ᵏᵒᵗˡᶜ

(Written 2021) Fitz falling in love with a chandelier? Definitely. Nothing deserves him more than the chandelier. Follow Fitz Vacker through the experience of falling in love with a chandelier! Yaaayyy!! This book is also a sokeefe, Tiana and darella short story

Match Made In Hell, A Soalden story

Never thought you could find a ship worse then Sophorkle well plz welcome DRUMROLL PLEASE -Cue Drumroll- Soalden In this fic I shall completely destroy your faith in humanity. Plz continue. Also contains mentions of Sophiana

Chandelitz: The Wedding

Chandli and Fitz are madly in love. But will their wedding be all that they dream of?

SOALDEN SUPREME

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A JOKE!! I ONLY SHIP SOALDEN AS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T COME AFTER MEEE This will also have a lot of Fitzelier / Chandelitz

chefs kiss | dr phil x gordan ramsay

gordan ramsay x dr phil its a bumpy ride😏🙏

Is driving while shitting harming my son?

For free, I'll mow your lawn. The charge is 5 bucks.

jesus x reader

Welp

Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

Old man x barney

Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

4 and y/n

when you find out that your mum sold you to fund her crack addiction your new life with 4 from the numberjacks begins...

~Muscular Elmo x reader~

An extraordinary tale

Donald Trump x Teresa May

The love story between the president and the prime minister

jesus x satan ~ forbidden love

will update btw this is meant to sound like humanity's first mistake so doin't take it seriously

MoTo MoTo I like you

This is a joke. I hope you laugh. I started this durring theater club in 2019. Thanks for reading!

Ice age baby X Guillotine

Ice age baby and a guillotine (the head chopped offer) were just sooo meant to be! F*ck you ice age baby, you b*tch!

Nicolas Cage's shoe that fit just right.

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The day nicolas cage ate cake.

Cake.

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper.

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

BEN SHAPIRO X BARRY BEE BENSON (enemies to lovers) am I really a conservative???

It all started when Barry Bee Benson and Little Benny Shapirito meet at a conference in New York City, Barry forgot about Vanessa and Little Small Ben forgot about his wife, Mor Shapiro, and everything is history from that point. They started off as fiery rivals, but ended as the hot new couple in town. Read to see t...

GRU x GARFIELD (GAY!!!!!)

i sincerely apologize for making this

The Bible of Shrek

This is the book of the holy speakings of our lord and Saviour Shrek. This includes -History -Holidays -Songs - memes -Other important Shrek stuff

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

caillou x barney

a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3

Dora x Nick Wilde

Dora