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  • The Adventures of Harley and Ivy pt.1
    13.2K 137 3

    -- *Harley and Ivy go way back, and there love for each other? undeniable! Follow this series of silliness, suprise guests, and smut! I'll update it daily!* --

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  • Meet the Baxtards
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    The family burns basics. Trashes tropes. Their daughter isn't out for blood. She's out for the person who started the cliche that ended her. ✯ ✯ ✯ "Even though I dip your toothbrush in the toilet bowl, excessively steal your clothes, purposefully annoy the hell out of you, and wish at every 11:11 that you'd be in a...

  • Smut
    460K 3.6K 8

    This is my second attempt at a Larry fanfic, please give me your opinion on it, good or bad. I really appreciate it. I'm going to try to update as often as I can. Please let me know what you think, thank you for reading! Love You! xxx

  • OUTSIDE - a post-apocalyptic novel
    473K 4.5K 47

    The future is divided by Perimeters: high-security gated communities where life goes on as normal. If you're inside you're lucky. If you're outside, life expectancy takes a nose dive. Riley is fortunate to have been born on the right side of the fence. But her life of privilege comes crashing down when someone breaks...

  • Grace & Style: The Art of Pretending You Have It
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    It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun...

  • So Funny You Will DIE LAUGHING! 8)
    854 40 16

    My book of stuff that's so funny your head will pop off!

  • The Starbucks Hotline
    1.4M 115K 42

    ❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

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  • Harry Potter Vs Twilight!
    1.3M 35.2K 49

    A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

  • fnaf comics
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    comics I find o the majestic internet

  • ▲Illuminati Confirmed▲
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    I basically write all the ways that you can confirm Illuminati. These are basically almost all created in my Pre-Honors LA class. Thank you modern world. THIS BOOK IS MEANT AS A JOKE! IF ANY PARTS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO ANYONE OR ANY PERSONS, I SHALL WRITE A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING!

  • It's Complicated: A Zombie Romance Novel
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    If you told sixteen-year-old Maeve McMilland parties kill, she would agree. What she wouldn't agree is to go. What will it take to break her "No Party" rule? Mix together one part mysterious party flyer, two parts missing brother, three parts best friend, four parts long-time crush, and cash, something around the tune...

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  • Six Word Stories
    1.8M 123K 208

    unspoken stories in only six words. /// 11.11.15 #2 in Short Story ///

  • The 12th Kiss
    5.9M 270K 39

    "Cinderella had till midnight, I have twelve kisses to win back my prince's heart," John wants Metilda to end their marriage.He believes that he has fallen in love with another woman. Metilda agrees but she has one condition. John must kiss her every afternoon in-front of their son for twelve da...

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  • Unsent Messages
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    "Adventure is inspiring, but so is nostalgia." A story about a girl who writes messages to a boy along the start, then halt, of their relationship, but leaves them unsent. And along the way, she discovers what it means to get over the pain of inconclusive situations, and, above all, how to make yourself happy. ©All Ri...

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  • Julian
    127K 5.8K 56

    ⭐A Wattpad-Featured Novel ⭐'18 Magic Awards - Favorite Character - Marlo Twenty-five-year-old Calvin Leblanc traded his playwright dreams for a "big boy job" at Julian High School. All he wants now is to stay under the radar, find a nice girl to marry, and impress Marlo, his estranged half-brother and school principa...

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  • Binge
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    Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to...

  • Funny Texts
    1.8M 87K 189

    DON'T STOP LAUGHING

  • 1,000 Things to do When You're Bored
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    Plz don't judge I wrote this when I was 14 hahaha. Unfortunately I did not finish or make it to 1000 things.... Are you bored? You've come to the right place! Updates are erratic there is no schedule #225 in random YEET

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • 100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016
    2.8M 215K 112

    Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by...

  • That Awkward Moment
    3.5M 301K 91

    Just a book of random Awkward Moments

  • Teen Helpline [#1 of the Helpline Trilogy]
    2M 159K 43

    ❝Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like and we'll be there to help you every step of the way!❞ ❝I know this is heavy but I've been feeling like I kind of...want to kill myself.❞ When Damien Carson, a depressed lonely teenager, call...

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  • Pizza guy
    25 1 8

    Pizza guy has no friends because all of them hate pizza. By the way this book is by the same author of shuffle I had to make a new account because my sister broke my iPod so I had to make a new account on Wattpad so I'm sorry that I couldn't continue shuffle but this story is to make up for me not writing shuffle but...

  • 30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]
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    Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

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  • Things I Could Never Tell You
    16.4M 719K 179

    Some things stay as they are, but others? They fall apart. And once upon a time, Stephanie Olsen and Tyler Scott were the best of friends. Once inseparable, now drifting apart. The more they grew separate, the more Stephanie's feelings for him increased and she wished she could tell him. But couldn't. As she watched...

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  • Shuffle.
    638 20 4

    Those late night songs that you can't help but wonder about.

  • Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2)
    24.3M 1.2M 173

    Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

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  • Going Underground
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    At 8 ¾ months pregnant, Tracey Parkes has everything she wants in life. A nice house, even if it is a bit on the small side, a long awaited baby on the way and a reliable husband to boot... Well, as reliable as a husband can be when he's keeping a long held secret - a secret she's desperate to uncover. But with Jonath...

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