more than friends//joshler

tyler watched as josh leaned forward, kissing her. "i love you." honestly i would edit this but also it's cool to leave things in the past. enjoy my old writing. ©2015

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

a joshler suicide one shot

just a short sad one shot *A/N: trigger warning: contains mention of self harm, blood, drugs/alcohol, and suicide. Please do not read if it will make you uncomfortable.*

falling too (joshler)

Tyler has nothing. Until Josh. Josh thinks he has everything. Until Tyler. // trigger warning for suicidal ideas, slight abuse //

the ass eating contest

once upon a time in a kingdom far far away the magnificent king decided to host an ass eating contest. only the highest ranked and most successful ass eaters in the country were allowed to participate. harry styles was a multiple award winning ass eater and decided to enter the contest to get a pair of new shoes he ha...

The Phil Flock

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bob duncan can touch my PRNDL ;) bob duncan and mr moseby fanfic

da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 sa...

The Shrektacular Dr. Phil

Shrek can't believe his luck when he is accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memes. What happens next leads Shrek on the most epileptic journey of his life. This book is dedicated to Ron Swanson for being a swanky lad.

Carry On

To love someone was all that Bob Duncan ever wanted. Then he met Shrek.

Bob Duncan and Donald Trump

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

Loose Lips Have Sunk This Ship {muke}

It was funny how Luke found himself striving to impress Michael, doing anything to gain the older boys attention. It was pitiful and made his cheeks heat up, but shit, he just couldn't help himself. ~~~ Or the one where Luke's on Senior Week and Michael's doing everything Luke was told not to do, and somehow he finds...