To Maple: An Anthology Of Poems

She was expecting something poetic.

I Am Living With an Idiot

Vena Anderson, a nineteen year old girl has moved away from home to attend college. She has no desire to live in a small dorm room and having to live with a complete stranger, so living in an apartment for her college years is her next option. The only flaw in her plan is that she can't afford it without a roommate. V...

Snow Boots (#3)

"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

How To Be Sarcastic ✓

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

How To Be The Best Third Wheel

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ...

My (Ir)rational Fears

A collection of the things that keep me up at night.

Wattpad Tech Support

"Why are there so many hotline stories on your website?" "...Excuse me?" "And tech support stories. Nobody falls in love with the tech support guy at Best Buy, let me tell you that." {highest rank: #17 s.s.} ||cover by -riparian || NOT AFFILIATED WITH WATTPAD

Fred and George and the Toilers of Trouble (Year 1) ✔

*★* WATTPAD FRIENDS AND FAMILY, WATTPAD FEATURED STORY & 2017 WATTYS WINNER!! *★* Preceded by rumors of their prophetic birth, pure-blood twins, Fred and George Weasley, follow in the footsteps of their three older brothers by attending a school for witchcraft and wizardry. All should be well...but from the moment the...

Types Of People In Life

This world is filled with some pretty amazing people. It's also filled with some pretty annoying people. This book is filled with the types of people you see everyday. The good, the bad and the downright intolerable.

Sir Rob's True Tales

A collection of true, amusing stories from the past.

Change of Tides | Sirius Black ( ON HOLD)

[Book Three ] The war that started so long ago is finally over and it seems the wizarding world can finally be met with the peace it has deserved for quite some time. But it also means for Sirius Black and Nixie Dover, that they can actually pick up their lives where they left off before the war and carry out their...

Hogwarts Houses Headcanons

Hogwarts Houses Headcanons, posts, randomness and much much more! •~•~• Disclaimer: This is just a compilation. I do NOT own these headcanons. These are from all over the internet, all compiled together in one place. Enjoy /* •~•~• The Houses as Literary Quotes: Hufflepuff: "And now that you don't have to be perfect...

Legacy [ Jurassic World]

Dinosaurs roamed the Earth over 65 million years ago, but in 1993, a man by the name of John Hammond with the help of geneticist introduced them to a new world. He brought in several people to the island of Isla Nublar in order to endorse the idea of a dinosaur theme park. A park where people could interact with livin...

Nine to Survival Job [Jurassic World]

Isla Nublar, an island associated with haunting memories for many. Tainted with blood and death. Referred to as an "accident waiting to happen" numerous times. First, Jurassic Park and then Jurassic World. But that was in the past. The island has gone 115 days without an accident since the recent "InGen Invasion." T...

Japanese Urban Legends

Love the creepy side of Japan? On the surface, all that people hear about Japan is their rich culture, and how weird some of their customs and inventions are. But aside from that, there is a darker side of Japan, including their unsettling urban legends. From different colored toilet paper to a poem that might curse y...

Homonculous |Marauders Era

Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs certainly feel quite accomplished after completing what they dub as the Marauder's Map. A map designed to show every classroom, hall, corridor, and even secret passageway of the Hogwarts Castle but also capable of identifying every person, ghost, and poltergeist roaming abou...

The Supervillain and Me (Morriston Superheroes #1)

[EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother mo...

The Starbucks Hotline

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...

How To: Survive Teenagehood

There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. T...

Detention Club ✔

When rich and popular Gwen Marie ends up in detention for a 'crime' she did not commit, she can only blame the misfits she's stuck with for the next three weeks. Levi Keller and his gang are the typical rebellious and reckless boys who love to get drunk everyday, smoke on school property and trespass when they know th...

One Line Wattpad Rants

Psst...DO NOT read this book if you get offended easily. The rants written in it are some things that annoy me on Wattpad. DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Phew! 'cause one time wasn't enough. Welcome to One Line Wattpad Rants ;) Cover by the one and only @supernovass ▶Highest Ranking:...

PRONGSLET AND THE CERYNEIAN GUARDIAN

Since getting into contact with his brother over the last couple of years, Milo Fleamont Potter has entered a whole other world of adventure, laced with trouble and not to mention immense danger. However, he regrets none of it as it continues to bring the brothers closer than they've ever been. After Harry agrees neve...

A Fiery Love: A Charlie Weasley Love Story

Studying dragons has always been a dream of Isabella "Izzy" Jennings, but when she falls for Charlie Weasley, the Dragon Trainer, things seems to be getting strange. J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter and all it's magical features!

Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition III (August 2017)

Welcome to the Wattpad Block Party - Summer Edition III! Round SIX of this popular event is coming your way the entire month of August 2017 and it's going to be epic! The invites have started to roll out and everyone from your all time favorite Wattpad Super Stars, to USA TODAY Bestselling Authors, to talented up an...

Hairy Potter and the Philosopher's Hair Gel

The wizarding world is rife with gossip and speculation about the newest trends when it comes to hair maintenance and grooming, when Hairy Potter makes his debut at Hogshair School of Witchcraft and Barbery. The boy, known by his fans as the Chosen Barber, is rumoured to have defeated the Dark Stache at only one year...

Courage {Neville Longbottom} (ON HOLD)

Book 2 Kefira Walsh was always known for her daring attitude and bold nature, earning her the rightful place among the Gryffindor House. Neville Longbottom didn't believe that he had what it took to be in the house of the brave, but Kefira always believed otherwise. She believed that Neville was braver than anyone...

BECOMING PRONGSLET ⟶ Harry Potter

[Book 2 :Brotherhood Series] After an eventful second year, Milo Fleamont Potter was looking forward to the summer, extra time to spend with his brother and bond. However, Harry doesn't return a single letter, leaving his older brother discouraged and somewhat bitter. When the Weasley twins invite him over for a littl...