Funny quotes, tearable puns, facebook statuses & other things!

Yes there are too many of those. No there's no real point in me making this. I have Nutella though, and flying monkeys and foolish little ponies, so read this anyway.

FairyTail High : Cheerleader (Musical)

Yes, this is a Musical. Yes, I will use some songs from High School Musical. No, I Don't own the characters from Fairy Tail. Yes, This is a Natsu x Reader ~ Enjoy!

Book 2: Once Fairy ; Now Highschooler

Y/n L/n is now Y/n Fullbuster-L/n after she had a "car" accident and the world of Fairy Tail. The guild was never really, all those adventures. Fairy Tail Guild Hall never existed. "Or did it?" The world she usually lived in is just like Guild Fairy Tail but with a high school. But with a few problems: •Her Friend...

Water + fire = navia

One day juvia and Natsu were walking to class and saw gray and Lucy kissing .... What if they team up to make them jealous? What if they fail? What if they fall in love in the process? When will I stop asking questions? It's when I HAVE ALL MY QUESTIONS ANSWERED I think I just answered myself...

stealing him (Natsu X reader)

Natsu was dating Lucy and a dark guild decided to take control of the dragon slayers. 6 people from the guild are trained and become known as dragon tamers. One girl with (H/C) hair is assigned to take control of the fire dragon slayer Natsu. Will she be able to do it or will Lucy stop her. Or will she not do it at al...

The Fresh Princess Of Fairy-Tail {Natsu Dragneel X Reader}

Reader is Lucy Heartfilia's cousin, Reader is forced to go to Magnolia to attend school there after her teachers noticed that Reader is really antisocial. Her parents who are very rich famous people send her to Magnolia to make some friends. There she meets Natsu Dragneel, well there she sees his face after like 4 ye...

Descendants (Natsu X Reader)

Natsu Dragneel, the son of King Igneel and Queen Natsumi, invites the exiled children of defeated evil dragons and wizards to attend a prep school with the good dragons and wizards' children. (Y/N) (L/N), the daughter of The Dragon King Acnologia is picked to attend Fairy Tail Prep along with her 3 friends to retrieve...

MAD HATTER {Reader x Natsu}(Under Heavy editing)

Twinkle Twinkle little dragon, how I wonder what has happen? up above the world has died! dark-ness clouds the skys won-der where to hide ? twinkle twinkle little dragon funny how things can happen! I chuckle darkly "Oh my Dear Dragon" Fairies Famous Mad Dragon has returned home she's back and Madder than ever. Death...

Forgetting FairyTail

After FairyTail Disbands, Natsu leaves to train and to become stronger. Although, he did not realize who he left in tears. Lucy leaves Magnolia due to the painful memories of her former guild to pursue her dream of becoming a writer in Crocus. However in an unexpected turn, she meets the one and only Sting Eucliffe...

LMFAO Jokes

so I am probably not funny but please check out this joke book. I hope I make you Laugh your fucking ass off. I do read for reads just letting you know if you want me to check out your book. #167 in Humor

Hilariously Funny

Just hilarious things that will surely make you vote. #181 in Humor

Funny Statuses [Book One]

Want a good laugh? Bored? Tired of the same old boring statuses on Facebook, Twitter, etc? Can't think of something hilarious or quite witty to post as your status? Have no fear, penguin5689 is here!! Here to bring you some of the most hilarious statuses known to man, and several known to monkey. I thought, well if ev...

Hilarious Facebook Statuses :)

Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only...

That Beauty [NatsuxReader]

Another member comes to Fairy Tail. And guess who that is? Its [Name] [Surname], the most strong, beautiful, and outstanding female wizard! Also stronger than Erza that is! But there is one thing. . . The Fire Dragon Slayer has fallen in love! Reader Insert.

Switched?! [Natsu x Reader]

You and Natsu never got along. You've been rivals with him for 6 years, when he joined the guild. It all changed when you and Natsu switched bodies, him in your body and you in his body. Reader Insert

Lucy's little Sister?{Natsu x Reader}

" Guys! guess what!?" Lucy shouts happily to the members of fairy tail "What?" "My sister is joining FAIRYTAIL? " Lucy yelled squealing "YOU HAVE A SISTER!?" They replied dumbfounded Editing: Grammar errors and story plot has been touched up.

The Other Dreyar[HIATUS]

Sukina Dreyar is Laxus' younger sister. She is the dragon slayer of all elements. One day, long ago, she left and never came back. Everyone assumed she was dead until one day.... Name: Sukina Dreyar Alias: Suki, The dark demon, demon Appearance: Black hair with blonde streaks that goes up to her waist, silver eyes, we...

Dragon and the Princess ( Fairytail: NaLu [ Fanfiction ] )

I frowned as I look on his eyes, his eyes that telling me something - something that both of us don't know. An emotion that's new from the both of us. I inhale softly before I decided to say something when all of the sudden. A small girl hugs me on my waist which makes me gasp a little. "U-Ummm..." I start - the smal...

The Newest Dragon Slayer (Navia)

oml i made this when i was in 6th grade, just warning you there is a lot on cringe in this fanfic, and grammar mistakes :0 "NATSU WHATS HAPPENING TO JUVIA!" Juvia started glowing and lifted in the air. She was in a ball of water. "HOLD ON JUVIA ILL GET SOME HELP!" Natsu yelled. Suddenly the ball of water popped and d...

That LOL Moment When...(#Wattys2015)

It's a collection of moments that made you feel awkward, surprised, and made you LOL so hard. Seat back and DFTBA!(If you don't know what that acronym, or "initialism" is, go ask Google!)

Teenager Posts! #1-2,000

Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for...

Funny Texts

FUNNY TEXTS FROM REAL PEOPLE! @mrgerkable.

Hilarious Texts

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

Hilarious posts and texts

This book or whatever you call this book is something i have been laughing my butt off and telling my friends during class. Hope you laugh your butt offs too!! ENJOY!!!! P.S. Afterwards tell me which one got you laughing soo much you did something hilarious!! I ended laughing soo hard in class that the teacher gave we...

I'M NOT CRAZY! You must be delusional [ON HOLD]

No, Sofie's NOT actually crazy. Well, not the insane, mental kind of crazy. More like the hyper, weird crazy.

Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped!

(Completed) Sophie and Amaya get kidnapped by one of Australia's most fearful gangs. But are they really that scary? (Use to be The Girl With The Summer Blues) Highest rank so far #5 in humor