Top ironic deaths

Taken from the internet. Dedicated to @PepsiCola_Karezi NOT MINE

History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Mommy's House

Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...

How To Survive a Horror Movie

Want to survive a horror movie without getting killed like one of those dumb characters in a horror movie? Well read this book and this book will show you how to survive a horror movie and don't end up dying like those dumb characters in a horror movie ~! Warning: inappropriate language , and not for kids..

WATTPAD CLICHES

-Werewolf -Vampire -Teen Fictions -Romance -Zombies -Fanfics -Poetry/Quote -Fantasy -Anime + more cliches! Read on to find some of the most common cliches in these categories #869 in humor (01-18-17) #298 in humor (01-19-17) #139 in quote (03-25-20) #315 in poetry (04-06-20)

The Book of Cliches

Cinderella is a complete cliche. Just saying.

Cliches of Wattpad

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh...

Clichés

A small book of: · Overused Dialogues, · Overused Plots, · Overused Everythings. Basically, stuff from books that I've read on Wattpad so far. (Including the lies Wattpad authors tell us) Enjoy! [picture credit goes to original photographer] (let me know if you photographed it so that I can gice you credit)

My Love/Hate Relationship With WattPad (A WattPad Rant Book)

WattPad is one of those websites that you love and hate at the same time. Well, you mostly hate the books, but back to the point! You hate some of the books. They're just so cliché/cheesy/lame/bad/terrible that you just want to throw your iPad/iPhone/iPod/tablet/computer to the wall. Well, in this book, I'll be compla...

Homestuck Crack w/ Reader!

This used to be a random crack book but now it's getting real! What am I doing with my life? ;u; ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Cover (C) Me HomeStuck (C) Andrew Hussie

Homestuck One Shots

You read the title, right? Well, make a request: -Comment a ship -Specify an AU (if you want it) ? -NSFW OR SFW? -Free control? (Just let me do whatever) For all your sinner needs!

♒ Eridan's wwhatevver book ♒

alright. this shit is good for my fuckin ego I guess, I may be depress wwhen I put somethin up in here, or just wwant to let out somethin, maybe randomness or maybe just wwant to share thins wwith all a you, sounds good? good. I'm feelin coddamn placid an affable so yes.

Wattpad Clichés

A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says

Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy | ✔️

(and yet, I still love it). ©genie_us :: Unedited, unfiltered, and damn filthy.

ZΩDIΔC SIGΠS (Currently Being Updated)

Just your average Zodiac Sign book that I started like... Two years ago? Suggestions are encouraged (I promise I don't bite ^^), and enjoy! ♏ I probably won't update this a lot considering I never have the time to anymore, but I won't abandon it.

Homestuck Oneshots

Oneshots! I know it says it's completed, but if you request something I'll try to write something for it.

Jacob Snaggytits x Reader

u r moving 2 Virgina where u meet Jacob and u guys r frends will it be someting more read 2 find owt

His Synthetic Pulse

My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED

À La Lumière Des Diamants (JohnDave:PepsiCola:Hammertime)

The story is in English. Just a french title. À La Lumière Des Diamants means: In The Light Of Diamonds. John Egbert has been "sick" for days, and Dave continues to visit him, but soon things begin to spiral down for John. Yet, the fun has only just begun for the two boys when Dave discovers a journal in Joh...

I'm in Love with a Killer(JohnDave:PepsiCola:Hammertime)

Re-released on wattpad since the first time it was uploaded without permission. A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself. Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old hous...

By My 2iide (Erisol)

Sequel to Plea2e Don't Leavve Act 2 After Sollux wakes from his coma, he tries to get his life back to normal and tries his best to recover his memory. Eridan does his best to help Sollux remember him on the night the both fell, but he might lose all hope.. Homestuck©AndrewHussie

Plea2e dont leavve (erisol sadstuck )

Act 1 Eridan is tired of everyone thinking he's nothing and a mistake to life. so he is deciding to give them what they want... His existence.... Or will someone stop his actions... I own nothing of homestuck. All is owned by Andrew hussie. ACT 1 Part 1 and 2 : Plea2e don't Leavve

My Only Love (A JohnDave Fanfic)

A love story between John Egbert and Dave Strider. Is John straight like as he says or is he a homo as everyone says? Will him and dave hook up? Things sart getting good, the bad, then bad to worse. Everything wasn't to end up like this. Read and find out what happens (o.O') :* *INCLUDES SMUT*

I'm The Condescension.

The brief reflections of The Signless as that batter witch, The Condescension, states her deathly sordid monologue.

reall love is a poem (pyrocynical x leafyishere)

pyro rapes leafy