you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)
I try to be relatable and I fail lmao » But if I somehow manage to relate to you Comment "Me" :)))
Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**
Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though...
