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FABULOUS LOBSTER THOUGHTS

The fabulous memoirs by moi

Nolan The Evil Rat

This is, kinda like a weird children's book in one way. WARNING this story is very, very weird, I came up with it when I was 10ish, please don't judge me.

The Wonderful Adventures Of The Blonde Squad!

(Vocaloid) It's time to sin

135 Random Things to Do in Public

WARNING: I SHALL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY STUPID THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE OF THIS BOOK. I DO NOT PERSONALLY OWN ALL OF THESE. VIEWER DISCRETION IS MOST DEFINITELY ADVISED. When you're bored, you go do something to make you "un-bored". I suggest Netflix, Youtube, or if you're a bookworm, reading. Personally, I'm mo...

Weird Things I Heard in Life 2 | ✓

These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]

Random Humor in my Weird Life

These are all true thoughts that I have said and I have seen happen. Everything from being scared if a baby zombie midget is going to jump through my window late at night to kill me to thinking beef jerky is raisin meat. It's true though, right? Right...? Right...........? Augh. I give up. Just read about my messed up...

Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓

This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier...

Weird Things I Heard in School 2 | ✓

This is the second book in the "Weird Things" series, so make sure to check out the first one! Basically just a collection of the stupid(ly funny) things I hear at school. For the best morsels of my life outside of school, read "Weird Things I Heard in Life." Contributions are welcome! DM me with your funny story and...

Weird Things I Heard In Life 3 | ✓

I can't believe that I'm doing another one of these. When does it end?? Well, here are some more completely screwed-up, completely true things I've heard people say... Feel free to contribute chapters :) *There is cussing so guard your baby eyes* [#145 in Humor as of 5/10/18]

Weird Things I Heard in Life | ✓

All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}

Weird Things I Heard in School 3 | ✓

Screw you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to read the first two by any means (although they're pretty hilarious if...