[Completed] "I swear I'm not into you, but can you pretend to be my girlfriend every Monday?" Because meeting at a coffee shop isn't cliché and fake dating usually leads to feelings and Monday mornings don't have to be the worst. The Monday Morning Theory: another essentially plotless compilation of conversations and...
#1 Our Talks A (text) love story of two shy high school nerds. The book is in the form of a series of texts exchanged between the characters. cover by @gnarly- #10 in Short Story 07/06/16 Copyright © 2015 by Greywritinghood All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitte...
"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved
"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story
"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well...
"This is Leo's Pizza Palace. Sawyer speaking. How may I help you?" "Can I get a pizza that ass?" "This isn't funny, Aria." "It wasn't funny when I worked at the candy store." ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ sequel to His Sweets Girl | NOV. 22, 2016 - FEB. 11, 2017 |
❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named...
❝Hello?❞ ❝Hey...is this Ana?❞ ❝...Maybe. Whom does it concern?❞ ❝She's my study partner?❞ ❝Uh...the phone is breaking up...crackle. Crackle. Can't hear you.❞ ❝...That wasn't even paper...❞ ❝CRACKLE. CRACKLE. CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU. BYE.❞ In which a girl named Ana is forced to tutor a boy named Jace. Best Rank : #1 in Sh...
1 night shift worker + 1 insomniac + 1 accidental call = an unlikely friendship
"Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES
❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...
"So... do you need a babysitter or not? "Yes, but not just any babysitter. I have two little sisters, so can you do their hair if they want you to?" "I can put their hair in pigtails." "You're hired." {Highest Ranking: #9 in Short Story} all rights reserved © the-booknook on wattpad
The Spin-Off of Prank Caller, and the start of a new series. The Short Food series. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She liked Dunkin' Donuts. He worked at Dunkin' Donuts. "'Cause I'm sick of losing soulmates, so how do we win?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ©bookbabere, all rights reserved.
"Hey Mia?" "Yeah?" "Just making sure you're there." The prologue to Lobsters, showing how Mia and Polly met.
"Hello, this is Alex speaking." "Whoops, wrong number, sorry." "Nah it's okay I'm bored. Please don't leave!" "Okay?" It all started like that. Alexandrine Reeds had always been the 'nerdy' girl who sat in the back of the classroom and got straight A's. She didn't have that many friends, but she certainly wanted frie...
❝hello❞ ❝its me❞ ❝i was just actually saying hello. i didnt need you to break into a song❞ ❝but that's how it works, its how you get the girl❞ in which a boy charms a girl with song lyrics through text messages. [cover by @humorously] [© 2016 aftertastefully]
"Gangsters don't cry therefore I'm Mr. Misty Eyed" -Twenty One Pilots This book is a mess, read at your own risk. Wrote it a long time ago © Charlotte Écrivain
❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15
❝so my dad says you're the new waitress.❞ ❝yup.❞ ❝what's your name?❞ ❝reema, but everyone calls me reem. who's the guy on the phone?❞ ❝my brother.❞ ❝he's pretty cute.❞ ❝he's pretty taken.❞ -- just a pinch of love #2 -- #400 in Humor (6.17.15) #82 in Humor (3.5.16)
❝ why hello young man, don't you look like the perfect charming to my cinderella. ❞ ❝ i'm not eight i know you're not really a princess. ❞ ❝ oh thank god these slippers are killing me. ❞ -- happily ever after book #1
❝i've seen you around here a lot.❞ ❝i know this is the best starbucks around.❞ ❝aren't all starbucks the same?❞ ❝no other starbucks has a girl like you.❞ -- just a pinch of love #3 -- #118 in Humor (3.12.15)
He just sits there. On seat 31. Reading a book or listening to his music. He looks out of the window. Or looks at her. She just sits there. On seat 30. Reading a book or listening to her music. She looks out of the window. Or looks at him.
"But that's what you love about me, my dirty side, eh?" "Please remove your mouth from my ear before I place my fist on top of your jaw in a very fast motion." "Ooh, kinky. I didn't know you like it fast, ay Jordan?" "..." "You see what I mean when I said I'm the type of boy that will make any girl speechless." "What...
"So what are you to me?" "Someone you know in another dimension, time, life-" "Wait, what?" "Just a friend." ... BEWARE: Full of cringey humor. Ongoing editing. Expect face palming and laughter. You have been warned.
"Hello?" "Hey, umm. I.. I'm in love with you. Please don't freak out!" "Who the fuck is this?" "Umm, did you forget that you gave me your phone number earlier?" "No. And I don't fucking give my personal phone number." "Shit." «-» A short story through a telephone call about a girl who called the wrong number to confes...
"Hayley, I've been calling you for the past fifteen minutes. Why didn't you answer?" "Because I'm not Hayley...?" "Oh." "..." "Then who is this?" "Delilah." "Well hello Delilah." #16 In Short Story 5/10/17 #2 in anti bullying 9/5/18 :) *old story*
