Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

BONES: Next Generation

Christine and Michael have been kidnapped one day after school. With a threatening phone call and only eight hours to save them, can the team find enough evidence to locate their missing children alive?

The book cover shop

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Cover Shop

This book will show case all the covers I've made! Both premade and covers that will be used by readers!

Limerence | Draco Malfoy (Book1)

Warning: 🕶 not an average fanfiction *weekly updates coming *not only for Draco Malfoy fans, we have many hot characters and an intriguing plotline. You will love this story even if you don't like Harry Potter at all. There I said it. I dare you to read it, the deeper you're in, the less likely you'll be able to l...

Simply Irresistible

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible." Now Complete!

Unfortunate events of Captain Swan

It all starts the morning after 3x22 with Emma and Killian. They think they will have a normal life after Zelena is dead but no. All Emma and Killian want is a normal life, but in storybrooke that never happens, they try go on dates and do things together but every time someone or something interrupts them.

Captain Swan One Shots

Decendants: New Generation

We all know Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos...but did they ever mention their younger siblings. We welcome to this story; Mallory, Emerey, and Jasmine. In this story, you will see the lives of the younger siblings of the decendants. Be prepared to be taken on a journey of when the Decendants aren't the only ones that go to...

BITTEN ⇢ Stiles Stilinski

❝So do you per chance know a guy called Edward Cullen?❞ ❝I will hit you, Stiles❞ ❝Does that mean you do?❞ Juno Clarke has learned to stay away from love for over 600 years. A sarcastic boy however is challenging her ability to do so. season 3A → onwards **I DON'T OWN TEEN WOLF** 2017© ; pansypa...

Six Word Story

"We were sailing unaware (of) our destination" [ Highest rank: #239 in poem] 8/7/18 [ Highest Rank: #210 in poem] 11/7/18 Just a book of some six word stories . Few six word stories can also be found in my previous book "Goodbye Poems" I would really love if you check out this books and give it a chance :) The cov...

Good Bye Poems

GOOD BYE My friend.....Goodbye [Highest Rank: #84 in poetry] [ Highest Rank: #166 in poem] [ Highest Rank: #78 in poem] 8/7/18 A collection of raw poems which some could relate to and some could just enjoy with a hot cup of tea whilst snuggling into the warmth of your best fluffy blanket. Warning these selection o...

Welcome to the Jungle (Jumanji X Reader)

I just finished watching the movie jumanji and I loved it so much I'm writing a book about it. So I hope you enjoy your travels and Welcome to the Jungle. Note - REALLY Slow Uptades

Rise & Grind - A sweet tease novel (book 1 of 3)

"I sit on one of the stools at the counter with the newspaper in front of me as the door opens. I lift my gaze and there he stands again. His dense hickory toned hair all ruffled, those brown eyes that make me unbalanced when he sizes me up, a nice big coarse beard on his chin. I feel my body beginning to heat up. "Yo...

My Star

Winter Berlin is an all-rounder who is a straight A student and has happened to make a name for herself in the athletic world as a very young talented gymnast. She has everything a 17 year old could wish for. After a tragic accident, things take a turn of events and she is crushed as she fears that she might never be...

The Good Witch

Grace and Xander have been best friends since Xander's family moved to Middleton six years ago. One night a new family moves into Middleton. The town's new doctor, Sam, and his son, Nick. They came here for a fresh start. When they meet their neighbors, their lives are going to change. I do not own any characters fro...

Wanting You

*2nd Place Chicklit & Romance in Brewing Flair Awards 2018 Mia Abraham never thought she will have to ever share her heart with another, that is other than her love for the sea. It all changed a few years back when she met this little boy, and gave half her heart to him. Ofcourse Zachary Adams had no clue about this...

Cheated - Finished

Tris has some great news to tell Four she's pregnant but when she goes to tell him she finds him in bed with one of the initiates, she runs into the least likely person she would want to see right now but he helps her through the pregnancy.

Divergent meets The Hunger Games

Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark are finally back in District 12 after the war in the Capitol. When they thought they finally were out of all this Hunger Games stuff and training, they find themselves traveling to Chicago, Illinois to help initiates train in a faction called Dauntless. When they meet all of the init...

You Said Always

Katniss is going home after 3 years, waiting for District 12 to be rebuilt. Her mother committed suicide a week after Prim died. Katniss was alone. The only thing that was keeping her alive was Peeta. The urge to feel his soft lips against hers. Just to be in the presence of him. She hasn't seen him since the rebellio...

Tris Is Alive

What if Tris didn't die in Allegiant but everyone else thinks she's dead. What will she do now that she has survived? Will she ever find her way back to Tobias? First I would like to say that I have no rights over the Divergent Series, it obviously belongs to the amazing Veronica Roth. I hope you all enjoy it, feedbac...

Falling For My Brother's Bestfriend

Nobody can forget their first kiss. Even if you were only 6 years old. Especially when the person who kissed you was your older brother's bestfriend. After Blair's father died, she became distant and her brother Blake has become very overprotective over his younger sister. His bestfriend, Aiden, was overprotective too...

A series of unfortunate events

Hello there. My name is Lemona Snicket after my father mysteriously disappeared, I was assigned to continue his work by writing about the Baudelaire children, here it is. I would advise to look away, there is nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way. (I do not own these characters in any way, also I will use l...