Comebacks

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumb Blonde Jokes

Some of the best blonde jokes and insults! Please vote and comment if you laugh, I love reading all the comments :) (I can't take credit for all of these jokes)

Comebacks

When you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!

Comebacks you have never heard before

Have you noticed all the comeback books on wattpad are all the same? Well this one provides you with loads you have never heard before! Enjoy, and be the sarcasm royalty you know you are! Watch the Wattpad book trailer here! : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcgfvIXL_Y

Funniest Ways To Reject Someone

Funny mess. Some are pickup lines that will destroy your harry potter childhood. Disclaimer most are from the web ;) p.s. I love Harry Potter, this is only for entertainment purposes please do not Avada Kedavra me!

Jokes!!! XD

Jokes that I found on the Internet that I wanted to share. No credit goes to me.

dark thoughts - discontinued

Compilation of dark poems. - Trigger Warning. Highest Rankings: Poetry #24 Short Story #44 (7·07·14)

Sadness

Filled with sad sayings and quotes. Warning: you'll probably feel sad. Read at your own risk **None of these quotes/sayings are written by me unless stated otherwise** ☻ I'm always here if u need someone to talk to, just message me :) [Highest Rank in Poetry: #1 as of 12/9/2016] ♚♚♚

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.