"H-hey.. You know..." Work brain, work. "What?" he hisses. "Um... I-I think I need my inhaler. It's in the bag," great, nice move. But my hope shatters into pieces when he rummages through my bag instead. "Where the heck did you put it," he asks, or maybe states as he isn't looking at me. "NO. Just give me my freakin'...
❝Hey. I think I need some advice. I fucked up big time.❞ ❝What did you do?❞ ❝I asked a girl out on a date.❞ ❝How did you mess up then?❞ ❝I think I like her.❞ a story about a girl who gives love advice via text message and the boy who needs it. [ extended summary inside ; dialogue book ] gorgeous cover by @_grimm #1 i...
" THIEF! " " TRASH! " " HANG HER! " All this for me ? Wow. How kind. "Please. Just give me a chance to explain. I'm 99.9% positive we could work it out." I yelled , backing up as the mob of people edged closer. " SNAP HER NECK SHERIFF! Okay... Maybe 98.99% . This is...
Mabel is having a new feeling for the person she thought she hates the most...
16 year old Mabel and Dipper Pines enroll in Gravity Falls high school and when Mabel bumps into a familiar face, her life turns around.
"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true. My name is Aidan. How can I help you today?" "You sound annoyingly cheerful today." "It's all 'part of the job." "Cool beans." "So, how can I help you?" "I have a complaint about my ice cream." "I'm sorry. What happened to your order?" "It...
"who are you?" "it doesn't matter." "uh, it kinda does." "all you need to know is I'm a guy that's your age and goes to your school." "thanks, that narrows it down to about two hundred people."
"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved
"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling." "No problemo, love ya." "Love you too." "...
Conversations between Daisy and Cody. (spin off to Texts) [COMPLETED] -you don't have to read Texts first to understand this book but there are some spoilers in here for Texts- --- feel free to pm me if you'd like to translate this book!
WARNING: This book was written when I was 11 and 12 years old so ignore all the mistakes and cringe-ness LOL When Maura is home alone, she dials for pizza. Well, she dials the number she THINKS is for the pizza delivery guy. Instead, Greg answers... "Hi, can I get one cheese pizza?" "Um....this is Greg Harrow...." "Yo...
"lol u there?" "Use proper grammar." "no u" "Ugh." Arty can't stand that he has to be in a project with all around quirky girl, Abigail. He hates her, with a passion. Arty knows Abigail is smart, that's why she's in Arty's Advanced Calculus. When they get paired together for a big project, how will Arty react and hand...
"Hello, this is Alex speaking." "Whoops, wrong number, sorry." "Nah it's okay I'm bored. Please don't leave!" "Okay?" It all started like that. Alexandrine Reeds had always been the 'nerdy' girl who sat in the back of the classroom and got straight A's. She didn't have that many friends, but she certainly wanted frie...
MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea...
These are funny text fails that have happened. I do not own and of these I have got them from the internet. So enjoy :)
LOL!!!!!! The title is self explanatory. I own none of these conversations there from the internet and some really weird conversations I've been in soooo. Oh yeah BYE!!!!
This a book of funny jokes, texts and quotes that my friends have told me and I just wanted to put them in a book so comment and vote for your favorite ones and if you have any jokes, texts or quotes you want me to put in the book PM me, enjoy
welcome. please note that most of these conversations do my belong to me. rightful credit to their originators.
We all Text, don't we? And we all just LOVE a Great laugh! So, "101 Texts that will make you ROFL" a book, that will be filled with texting Humours, A book, I am SURE you will enjoy. Please read!
TEXTS! If it's a terrible day you just wished could end, or the best day ever, there is only sufficient way to end you day: with laughter. And that's where this book comes in handy! Text messages are just hilarious and laughter is the best medicine. It's time to laugh your head off to finish the day off (or start you...
FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...
