JJLuciawright
The Cheese & Onion Zoo
Deep beneath the moon - but slightly to the left - lies Cobbleditch, a village built on tea, confusion, and the occasional spell gone wrong.
Once upon a time, two wizards named Cheese and Onion decided to fix their magical mistakes by collecting them in one place. The result was not so much a zoo as a containment issue with signage.
Inside you'll find jelly cows, balloon pandas, and a donkey who can do the Cha Cha Slide. There's also a goose who shouldn't be trusted, a worm with career ambitions, and a weather forecast that never quite agrees with itself.
Told in rhyme and rhyme-adjacent logic, The Cheese & Onion Zoo is a story for children, grown-ups, and anyone who still suspects reality might be taking liberties.
Funny, strange, and faintly educational, it's a celebration of magic, mistakes, and the joy of making things up as you go along.