Cumberland Stories

So, after 'The Cumberland Farms Incident', and the ensuing capture at the hands of the faux McCloud cop, Officer Roccio, I'm grounded for a month, besides the utter emba...

This is the continuation of my evasion of the rampaging cop car - and the ultimate outcome!

So this is what happens right after Joey hurls the errant rock at the Finnegan's Gang boys - and, to his horror, it shatters the Cumberland Farms window! Fat Jim comes r...

yuh.

jez, is that my Cumberland sausage?

And it's intense!

Eleanor did it: She survived her first year at Hogwarts,but that doesn't mean her life will get any easier. Not only are the horrid nightmares featuring Sirius Black bei...

A nameless modern girl wakes up in Cumberland England, 1811. She is found by the kind Lord and Lady Hollingberry, and meets Alistair McQuillen. Her exact opposite. Who a...

Poems that go with my Fanfiction, Eleanor Snape! <3 Enjoy