Deadpanhumor Stories

The designer behind the Starkiller base, Pates Laylesa, has become a recluse after the events of The Force Awakens. Now a repairman on the Finalizer, she meets Matt, a n...

He filed portal reports. Now reality won't leave him alone. Ran Mu, a perpetually unimpressed office worker, is accidentally launched into a realm of unstable magic, odd...

Reema Pangilinan, a sixteen-year-old with an air of enigmatic personality, never expected to find herself with a scholarship to the prestigious Velmora High School. A sc...

One day, powers just... happened. No alien invasion, no cursed artifacts-people just woke up with weird abilities. Some could bend time. Others could fly, shoot lasers...

In a rundown pizza joint at 5:30 A.M., a sleep-deprived paranormal freelancer sits in a booth he swore he'd never return to. His client? A frantic coworker who may or ma...

Rain Volkov is beautiful. The kind of beautiful that ruins lives and invites love confessions from people he's never spoken to. He'd be flattered-if he could actually fe...

Donna is an egocentric person who will stop at nothing to make the neighborhood praise her every action. But when new neighbors arrive and have information about her pas...

Being an Akadian Trooper is hard. Being a Commander is worse. After forming his own unit, "The Black Legion", Priad thought he'd finally have control over his...

Haru Saito has mastered the art of not caring. Or at least, he would have-if the people around him weren't so painfully, impossibly, stupid. All he wants is a peaceful h...